Doin’ It With Dr. V: 8 Must-Have Sex Toys

Didn’t get what you wanted this holiday season? Well, Porn Valley sex toy expert — that’s gotta be an even better job than a hand one — Adena Connolly is here to help you pick out the perfect gift that keeps on giving! Hey, after all those presents you bought everyone else, you should really do something nice for yourself. Here are the eight best sex toys you’ve just gotta test out. Keep reading »

The Top 10 Twitter Wars Of 2009

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2009 was the year of the Twitter. I mean, who even remembers the time before we were forced to document our daily lives in 140 characters? The year was also jam-packed with Twitter wars, the most publicized one being Ashton Kutcher‘s rivalry with CNN to reach one million followers first. Larry King spoke on CNN’s behalf saying, “Do you think you can take on an entire network? Do you know how big we are? Do you even know what CNN is? CNN will bury you.” In mid-April, Ashton totally kicked CNN’s butt by saying he would donate 10,000 mosquito nets to the Malaria No More charity if he won. He also intended to ding-dong-ditch Ted Turner’s house but when that turned out to be implausible, he delivered 800 boxes of Hostess Ding Dongs to Ted Turner’s restaurant instead. [CNN]

Touché, Mr. Kutcher! Now get ready for some of the more mean-spirited Twitter wars.

Good Riddance To 2009!

Yesterday marked the third annual Good Riddance Day in Times Square where the public was welcomed to “say goodbye, once and for all, to those bad memories of 2009.” Participants were invited to “write their bad memories on stationery available on-site” and then destroy them in available shredders. Giant dumpsters were provided for all the emotional — and literal — baggage that couldn’t fit in a shredder. Since the event lasted only an hour (12 to 1 p.m.) and happened in just one specific location, many of us didn’t have the chance to exorcise our demons. So, how ’bout we do it right here, right now? Let’s all type out the crap we want to leave behind as we start a new decade. We may not be able to shred them, but we can all agree that as soon as we publish our words, they no longer hold us back. After the jump, the top three things I’m leaving behind in 2009. Keep reading »

Brooke Mueller’s 911 Call Released

Police have released Brooke Mueller’s 911 call, in which she alleges that her husband, Charlie Sheen, had a knife and threatened to kill her. In addition, police have also given more details about the incident — according to Mueller’s initial statement, she and Sheen got into a fight when she said she wanted a divorce. According to TMZ, Mueller said:

“Sheen became enraged, grabbed her by the upper part of her throat while straddling her on the bed. She says Sheen then pulled out a knife and held it to her throat, saying, ‘You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you … Your mother’s money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace.’”

Sheen was arrested at the scene, and while he acknowledges the couple was fighting over Mueller wanting a divorce, he denies he ever threatened Mueller with a knife. He also said that Mueller abuses alcohol — Mueller was intoxicated the morning of the incident. While all of the charges against Sheen have yet to be proven, Mueller’s 911 call certainly is upsetting — she’s crying and sounds terrified. Given Sheen’s past history of domestic violence, we just hope these two go their separate ways at the very least. [TMZ] Keep reading »

The Top Political Sex Scandals Of The Decade

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In 2004, Jim McGreevey announced that he was stepping down from his post as the governor of New Jersey—and that he’d been cheating on his wife Dina with a dude named Golan Cipel. Four years earlier, McGreevey had appointed Cipel New Jersey’s homeland security adviser, and local newspapers made a stink about how he wasn’t qualified, but was a “travel companion” of the gov’s. But it wasn’t until Cipel threatened to sue for sexual harassment that McGreevey decided to come clean.

Quickies: Ivana Trump Hates Kids & Khloe Kardashian Maybe Has A Miscarriage

  • Ivana Trump got kicked off a plane for swearing at kids and flight attendants. [PopEater]
  • The National Enquirer claims Britney Spears had an abortion. [National Enquirer]
  • Did Khloe Kardashian have a miscarriage? [Jezebel]

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Sandra Bernhard Will Not Let The Terrorists Win

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Today’s Lady News: Boomer Ladies Love Their Books

  • Power to the lady boomers! In the first nine months of 2009, women ages 43 to 61 were the single biggest book buyers, followed by women ages 20 to 30. There’s bad news, though: the crappy economy has led 68 percent of women surveyed to cut their book purchases, meaning all your writer friends are probably poor. [Publisher's Weekly]
  • For a book author Sarah Palin isn’t doing too shabby: Going Rogue has sold over one million copies. Palin’s tour for Going Rogue recently wrapped up with a book signing in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska. [Alaska Daily News]
  • The Washington Post is still fixated on the 2008 election and why younger women didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton. Um, because we liked Barack Obama (or John McCain) better?[Washington Post]

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10 Worst Sex Scenes Of 2009

Despite the slack economy, people still spent their time and money on entertainment this year, and it wasn’t always worth it. Need proof? Check out these low moments of on-screen sexuality. From the silver screen to live television, here are 2009′s worst offenders of tasteless, icky or just plain unsexy sex scenes. Keep reading »

Remote Control: What TV Shows You’ll Want To Watch The Week Of December 28th 2009

Here’s the thing about television over the holidays. If you’re expecting brand spanking new episodes of “Gossip Girl” and “Glee,” you are out of luck until further notice. But if you use this time to check out some of the more under-the-radar shows, you might uncover some real gems. Plus, for the holidays, networks bust out their best marathons! Here’s your guide for what to tune in to this week. Keep reading »

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