Brenda Song Must Be Really Happy About … Something

By: Julie Gerstein / December 26, 2011

Brenda Song, Disney star and almost-baby-mama for Miley Cyrus’s tattooed bro Trace, must be real jazzed about something, and she wants to share it with the whole friggin’ world. That’s the only logical reason for this absolutely atrocious smiley face poncho. Geez, Ms. Song, try and be considerate — people are going to have to look… More »


Dating Don’ts: How NOT To Kiss

By: Judy McGuire / December 26, 2011

Locking lips. Making out. Smooching. Kissing. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you’ll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well. For your edification, I have rounded up the different varieties of bad kissers and broken them down by the traits they share… More »


Demi Lovato Furious Over Disney Anorexia Joke

By: Newser / December 26, 2011

After battling anorexia, singer/actress Demi Lovato is furious her former boss, the Disney Channel, joked about the eating disorder on a TV show. A character on the program Shake It Up said recently: “I could just eat you up. Well, if I ate.” Lovato responded in an incensed, all-capitals tweet. “I find it really funny how a… More »


We See Chick Flicks: “The Iron Lady”

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 26, 2011

Starring Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent, Alexandra Roach, Harry Lloyd

Margaret Thatcher was prime minister of the United Kingdom the year I was born (that would be 1984) and remained squired away as a footnote in my memory under “Scary Conservative ’80s Politicians (SEE: Ronald Reagan).” I read several British newspapers and I know,… More »


For The Week Of December 26, 2011-January 1, 2012

By: Kiki T / December 26, 2011

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Finally, a change in the wind will blow right in to your love life, which will make everything seem less serious and more fun. So, kick up your heels and laugh a little, because now is when you can enjoy happiness pure and straight, with no more strings attached. However, if you… More »


Our Kind Of Parenting Book

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 26, 2011

Good to know we can still say the word “titty” after we poop one out. Stay tuned for the follow-up book, How Soon Until I Can Drink Again? [BuzzFeed]… More »