An Open Letter To In Touch Magazine About Their Dumb Shiloh/Kingston Crush Story

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 20, 2011
Dear In Touch, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale.  He is not her "first true love." She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in taxidermy and being called "John" and engaging in sword play. She's basically a little mini-bad ass. Kingston, when he's not flipping off the paparazzi and… More »

Knit New Zealand’s Penguins A Sweater Already

By: Julie Gerstein / October 20, 2011
The penguins living on the shores of New Zealand's north island have been suffering of late, thanks to a disastrous oil spill that occurred there earlier this month. But! Now there's something we can do to help the little guys -- knit 'em some sweaters. It seems that penguin sweaters are needed to help kee… More »

Nerd Girl Porn: Men Who Are “Old Guy Hot”

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2011
Woody Allen is not most people's idea of a pin-up. But Diane Keaton, who starred in Woody's iconic films "Annie Hall" and "Manhattan," says their romance blossomed over her attraction to his "great body." (For his part, Diane says Woody fell for her because "he loved neurotic girls." How ... sweet?) In the 65-year-old… More »

Tech-A-Lingus: 10 Geek Words That Annoy People

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 20, 2011
Geek speak is a special slanguage that evolved from our cultural immersion in the techno-verse.  Growing up, I never would have guessed that I would come to think of the term "LOL" (or any variation thereof) as a dating dealbreaker  or that someone (Anthony Weiner) would resign from public office over "sexting" gone wrong. According… More »

Vogue Rips Off “America’s Next Top Model,” Sort Of

By: Julie Gerstein / October 20, 2011
Remember when Tyra made the girls of cycle six of "America's Next Top Model" pretend they were some broken down dolls? It looks like art is now imitating reality TV. In this spread for Vogue Italia -- you know, the magazine that ANTM's winner gets a spread in? -- photographer Tim Walker shoots models Audrey Marnay… More »

Girl On Girl: Finally, Lesbian Relationships Make For Juicy Tabloid Fodder!

By: Trish Bendix / October 20, 2011
It makes me really happy that people are speculating about Rosie O'Donnell's love life, that she's in People magazine talking about how she met her girlfriend at a Starbucks. And The National Enquirer, that trashy rag, wrote an entire story recently about how Portia and Ellen don't want kids. They literally took one idea from… More »