The “Eastbound & Down” / “Downton Abbey” Mash-Up You Were Waiting For

Julie Gerstein / March 3, 2012

Could there be two worlds set more far apart than that of party monster baseball player Kenny Powers and the genteel universe of butlers, maids and secret eavesdropping at Downton Abbey? And yet! When the two come together, something more than magical occurs. It’ll have you wondering why it took so long for someone to… More »

Evening Quickies: Mama Bieber Is Writing A Book

Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2012

Justin Bieber’s mom Patti Mallette is releasing a memoir called Nowhere What Up about Justin’s early life when she raised him as a single mom. Considering these two are uber-religious, don’t expect many (any?) juicy parts. [PopCrush]
Rihanna stopped listening to Adele’s 21 album because it’s “too depressing.” You and me both, girl. More »

Today’s Lady News: Statewide Breastfeeding “Nurse-In” Happening In Georgia On Monday

Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2012

Last summer, Nirvana Jennette’s pastor compared her breastfeeding her baby in a Georiga church to stripping. Now she and other breastfeeding advocates have organized a nurse-in on Monday at five sites around the state demanding Georgia toughen its breastfeeding laws. [TIME]  
A criminal complains has been filed this week against a suburba… More »

This Week In Sex: Brief Jerkies Exist & The Semen Yogurt Bandit Will Go To Jail

Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2012

Doesn’t your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly]
Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you’re doin’ it. Kind of like “Foursquare for people who don’t want STDs.” Um, OK! More »

March 2: What Are We Wearing Today?

Sadly, this afternoon Winona headed back to Portland — we miss her already, but we snagged one last in-person “What Are We Wearing?” photo of her. Click on to see what we’re wearing today and have a great weekend, everyone! More »

Piranha Beach Blanket Bingo: The “Piranha 3DD” Trailer

Julie Gerstein / March 2, 2012

Look, you could choose to get really upset about the rampant objectification of women and flagrant misogyny in a movie like “Piranha 3DD.” Or, you could realize that this is a film starring David Hasselhoff and Ving Rhames — and that the latter sports a pair of prosthetic gun legs throughout. Do you really want… More »