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On “Gossip Girl,” Blair Waldorf has feuded with her mother. But nothing like Leighton Meester has with her mom, Constance Meester, in real life. In fact, Leighton is currently suing her mother for allegedly using money Leighton sent for her sick brother’s care on herself. More specifically, on plastic surgery, Botox, and hair extensions for herself. According to the suit, Leighton has been sending home $7500 a month for care of her brother, but she alleges that the money hasn’t actually been used for such. The lawsuit further claims that her mom has been essentially blackmailing her, threatening to sue Leighton for $3 million if she didn’t start upping the checks to $10K a month. Apparently, Constance says that she and Leighton had made a verbal agreement to such, but Leighton says that just isn’t true. Access to loads of money does not always bring out the best in families. Leighton is far from the only celebrity who has had a family member try to screw her over.
After the jump, more celebs who took legal action against family members. Related: 10 Celebrity Family Members Who Cashed In With Tell-Alls
Sure, Etsy is a great place to purchase Justin Bieber Unicorn Fan Art and ritual tunics with Celtic trim, but did you know you could also acquire a mighty fine set of boobies on the crafting site? That’s right: Etsy seller BoobsRUs fashions comfy, plush boob pillows to rest your own set of tatas on. At a mere $40 for a pair — with optional pink or brown nipples — these boobs are way cheaper than a set of implants and require NO recuperation time! [$40. Etsy] Keep reading »
Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have long enjoyed empowering cleaning agents marketed to their dirty vaginas. But the poor, dirty penis? Shamefully ignored. What nerve!
When Summer’s Eve douche products unveiled their new “Hail To The V” commercials last week, Colbert could not take it any longer. This injustice has to stop. Thank God men now have Fresh Pine Dick Scrub so that you, like your lady counterparts, can screw around with what nature intended. May you never feel embarrassed about that not-so-fresh feeling ever again. [Colbert Nation] Keep reading »
People talk a lot about the rules of dating. Pshaw! Rules? What rules? Dating requires you to to be a ninja. You barely have time to contemplate your ever-changing instincts let alone consult your antediluvian rule book. However; there is one rule that I consider my duty to adhere to, probably because it’s the thing I dread the most. To me, it’s the Golden Rule of dating and I believe the rest of humankind should be bound (perhaps by law) to follow it as well. Daters of the world, Thou Shalt Not Ghost.
You know how sometimes you’re like, there’s not enough face happening on my face? What can I do to draw more attention to my face that won’t make me look like an escapee from Barnum & Bailey’s Clown School? Enter the magic of paper eyelashes! Created by Paperself, the delicate eyelashes come in a variety of iterations, including “deer and butterfly,” “peacock” and “under the sea” styles, and can be affixed with regular eyelash glue. And hey, no pancake makeup necessary. [$19, Nonesuchthings] Keep reading »
Considering that Ashley Hebert‘s season of “The Bachelorette” has been a mess so far, what with a sociopath derailing the proceedings for weeks, I’m pretty impressed by Ashley’s final three guys. Even more surprising, in last night’s episode, Ashley cut it down to two—and they are exactly the pair I’ve found most appealing throughout this process. Who am I talking about? Find out after the jump, as I go through the good, bad, and puzzling moments of last night’s episode. And if you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER ALERT. Keep reading »