Continuing the theme of insanely realistic sex dolls for creepy dudes who’d rather do it with an inanimate object than put effort into finding a real woman, RealDoll—one of the leading sex doll makers out there—has teamed up with Wicked Pictures, the porno company, to bring the world Wicked RealDolls. Yep, these dolls look exactly like the stars of Wicked flicks. The first two to be immortalized in plastic and wiggery—Jessica Drake (left) and Alectra Blue (right). “I had seen RealDoll products at a number of conventions over the years,” said Wicked’s Brad Armstrong. “I went down to their showroom and I was amazed by the quality and vision they brought to the table. I thought there must be a way for Wicked and RealDoll to work together. We’re incredibly excited to bring the Wicked Girls to life in doll form and let their fans enjoy them at home.” Uh, ew. [XBiz.com] Keep reading »
“Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of ‘Gossip Girl’ for right now. So not so much thinking about that … But it’s awesome that everyone is ya know working towards a good cause.”
– Taylor Momsen‘s response when asked whether she’d join other celebs with a high-profile donation and pleas for help for Haiti. I’m not sure if this is youthful apathy, cold-heartedness, self-absorption, or maybe all of the above, but one thing’s for sure: Some people shouldn’t speak without a publicist handy. [OK!] Keep reading »
It’s around this time of year that things just start to feel heavy. No one wants to go out. The social season hits a lull. The novelty of snow has gone from being charming to irritating. Your flights are delayed. Your skin is dry. Your pipes are frozen. Life. Sucks. And if you tell me to go to Sharper Image to get myself a light therapy box, I will slap you.
We know there’s not a lot to do to get around winter (save for moving to a tropical climate) and most of the ideas people start throwing around this time of year is stuff you know you won’t do or something so corny (like putting up a picture of a beach in your cubicle), it wouldn’t even fool a 5-year-old. So here are some of our slightly less conventional ideas to get out of that seasonal funk. Share your own in the comments below. Keep reading »
This Onion News Network spoof is amazing: a bunch of talking heads discuss a fake Arkansas law requiring a woman to pick a baby name and paint her nursery either pink or blue before having an abortion
. Maybe she should have to sit in the nursery for an hour each day and look at baby booties, too!
Don’t watch unless your sense of humor this morning is pretty dry … [The Onion] Keep reading »
Oh, snap! Could Madonna have a 36-year-old son she gave up for adoption as a newborn when she was teenager? A new film called “Material.Boy” tells the story of a young Madonna who got knocked up at 15 and gave birth to a baby boy at a hospital in Michigan in 1973. Who knows if there’s any truth to the tale, but the flick sure does look slick. [via Jezebel
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Now that his late night talk show host job is in jeopardy, Conan O’Brien is trying to figure out what to do next. Is he seriously considering taking a porn company up on their offer to star in a hardcore movie? Find out! Keep reading »
Sadly, we can identify with this poor kitty who just wants the last little taste of ice cream at the bottom of the carton. Just … one more … almost there … meh. [YouTube
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