“Magic Mike,” That Movie About Male Strippers, Seems To Be As Shirtless As You’d Expect

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2012

You know, I’m generally not into the beefcake look, but I would make an exception for Channing Tatum. EW.com just posted a few new, exclusive photos from the upcoming film “Magic Mike,” the seemingly highbrow film from director Steven Soderbergh about male strippers, and I suddenly have a hankering to do laundry. On Channing’s impeccable… More »


Bigots Call For Girl Scout Cookie Boycott Over Inclusion Of Trans Girl In Troop

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 13, 2012

Today in Bitch, Please news: a bigoted group in Texas is calling for a boycott of scrumptious Girl Scout cookies after a Denver, Colorado, troop has allowed a seven-year-0ld boy who identifies as a girl to join them. The diarrhea-icing on this crap-cake is that a 14-year-old Girl Scout in California has also uploaded a… More »


10 Ways We’ll Stand Up For Ourselves In 2012

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 13, 2012

I might sound bold on The Frisky, writing opinionated pieces about marriage equality and abortion rights.

In real life, though? I’m more like the cat that runs underneath the bed when thunder claps. Confrontation, expressing anger and all-around rocking-the-boat aren’t really my thing. I repeatedly bite off more than I can chew, get… More »


Best Game Show Concept Ever: “Extreme Musical Chairs”

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2012

Get excited. The CW has announced that it will air what sounds to me like the best game show ever, “Extreme Musical Chairs.” The show description explains it will “transform the popular children’s game into a physically demanding competition with multiple rounds of elimination set in an indoor obstacle course.” It will feature 20 contestant… More »


“S**t White Girls Say To Black Girls” Is Back

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 13, 2012

It turns out there’s a lot of dumb shit that white girls say to black girls. Chesca Leigh has made another video of ignorant stuff that white ladies have been known to say to their unsuspecting friends. I would be embarrassed if I wasn’t laughing so hard. [YouTube]… More »


The 7 Jerks You Meet In Every Gym

By: Cracked / January 13, 2012

Serving in my capacity as a chair-bound fitness expert, I’m here to shed some light on the gym experience, and in particular, list some of the awful, awful people you’re about to meet on your self-improvement/desalination journey, and how you should deal with them. More »