An Open Letter To My Favorite Backstreet Boy On The Eve Of His Wedding Day

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 16, 2011

Dear AJ,

I guess I should start by saying congratulations. You’re getting married this weekend. To someone who isn’t me. Still, even I can admit you guys seem like a good match: you share a love of tattoos and heavy eyeliner. You sent out gothic style wedding invitations with your names written i… More »

9 Totally Respectable Holiday “Regifts”

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 16, 2011

Some of us spend weeks planning our holiday gift shopping. Some of us make extensive lists and go on multiple shopping outings. And others of us wait until Christmas day to ransack our homes looking for something, anything, we can do without. Then we wrap it in emergency tissue paper we keep under the sink. More »

Ali Lohan Is Defying Gravity

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 16, 2011

Something has changed within her. Something is not the same.  She’s through playing by the rules of someone else’s game. Too late for second-guessing. Too late to go back to sleep. It’s time to trust her instincts. Close her eyes and leap! It’s time she tries defying gravity. She’s flying high, defying gravity. And you… More »

Rosie O’Donnell Shills For The “Gaydar Gun”

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 16, 2011

Due to the increasingly universal embrace of men’s skincare and hair products, our gaydar has become super untrustworthy. It might be time to buy stock in the Gaydar Gun because once single women catch wind of this it will be flying off the shelves. Thanks for the help, Rosie!  [Think Progress]… More »

Seal Pups On Sofas, Plus 6 Other Wild Animal Invasions

By: Julie Gerstein / December 16, 2011

Earlier this week, a woman in New Zealand came home to find a furry, adorable surprise — a baby seal pup was cozied up on the corner of her couch, blissfully sleeping. The pup had apparently traveled from the nearby Bay of Plenty, through the busy streets of the town of Tauranga, and wandered into… More »

Evening Quickies: Courtney Love Facing Eviction

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 15, 2011

It looks like Courtney Love may be getting evicted from her $27,000-a-month New York City townhouse for, well, a bevy of Courtney Love-like reasons. [Dlisted]
Whoops! Now that’s what we call a wardrobe malfunction. Sofia Vergara went out in black leggings, unaware that they were sheer from behind. I’ve made this very same… More »