Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2012

Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give herself a yeast infection in peace? Luckily, the marketplace has generously stepped in to “help” us “solve” this beguiling conundrum. We just heard about the… More »

Prosecutor Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Slamming Him On Boyfriend-Grading Website

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 27, 2012

Google “Matthew Couloute.” You might find the results humorous, unless, of course, you are Matthew Couloute.

Couloute, a high-power Connecticut attorney, is fighting the spirits of search engine optimization after discovering that the number one Google entry for his name is an ex-girlfriend’s warning for other potential suitors.

“It’s unfortunate,” Couloute told… More »

We Salute You: Girl Who Tried To Save Her Mother’s Life With A Piece Of Pizza

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2012

Seven-year-old Rita Lawlor knew what to do when she found her mother unconscious — slap her with a leftover piece of pizza. When the slice didn’t revive her mother, Rita decided to call 911. Her mother is doing well and little Rita was saluted for her heroism by the Sarasota County Fire Department this past… More »

The Best Save-The-Date Ever? We Think So!

By: Julie Gerstein / January 27, 2012

Take a look at this wedding save-the-date card. It’s so awesome — can you see why? Take another look. Still can’t see what makes it so incredible? It’s kind of hard to see, but … More »

Nostalgia Bomb: 10 Awesome Kids’ Shows And What They Taught Us

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 27, 2012

Educational television in the 80s and early 90s was undeniably awesome: I mean, we had LeVar Burton encouraging us to read, an astronaut teaching us how to draw, a Jack Russell Terrier acting out Don Quixote, and a variety of manic scientists conducting crazy experiments for our viewing pleasure. No wonder we turned out so… More »

If Annie Is All Grown Up, That Means We Are Too

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2012

I may be over 30, but that doesn’t make me too old to  hold out hope for a Daddy Warbucks style adoption, right? So what if I own the “Annie” commemorative plate series or can still quote dialogue from the film? “First the windows, then the floors … in case I drip.” Even I knew… More »