Nightmare Before Christmas: Sketchy Santas Blog

OK, I’ll admit: I’m a Jew, but I sat on Santa’s lap once. It was after I had three peppermint Martinis and a college degree. I had always wanted to as a kid, and when I finally had the chance, I grabbed it! And then Santa grabbed me. I’m also sorry to say, there is picture evidence of that incident floating around somewhere. (Sorry, mom/my career!) Anyway, my all-too-adult Santa experience is nothing compared to the hilariously creeptastic photos on SketchySantas.com. Warning: don’t read this blog before you plop your precious bundle of joy on some red-suited stranger’s lap at the mall. But if you have a good sense of humor or are a tribe member, Muslim, etc., this will for sure put the Merry in your Christmas! [WOW Report] Keep reading »

Levi Johnston Digs Being A Gay Icon


Last night on “The Joy Behar Show,” host Behar asked her guest, Levi Johnston, how he feels about being a gay icon. “You come from a conservative background and Alaska’s not the most liberal state,” she said, “and yet, you seem to be very comfortable being a gay icon.”

“Once I started doing all these tours and everything,” Levi replied, “I just, you know, they’re people too. It doesn’t matter to me, more fans, it’s great.” Clip above. [via PopEater] Keep reading »

Quotable: Mariah Carey’s Tight Pants Collection Started Early

“I have had very low self-esteem my whole life. When I was 12 or 13, I remember walking up the driveway, and this guy who was 20 — which may have been highly inappropriate — said to me, ‘I like your pants,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, that looks good? Oh, OK, I will wear tight pants now.’”

Mariah Carey on why she started dressing “sexy” at a young age in Paper magazine [Just Jared]
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7 Celebs Who Got Inked Before Turning 18

7 Celebs Who Got Inked Before Turning 18
Miley Cyrus has been getting a lot of flack for the new “Just Breathe” tattoo under her left boob—something about only being 17 years old and being a bad influence on her impressionable army of teenyboppers? But apparently, the tattoo is an homage to a 9-year-old girl named Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. After all, “Just Breathe” is the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation’s slogan, since the disease causes mucus build-up in the lungs and makes it hard to do so. [NY Daily News]

It was kind of inevitable that the pop princess would hit the ink, like her super-tattooed brother. But which of Celebrityville’s other residents got tattoos prior to turning 18?

Tiger Beat: Middle-Aged Blonde Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger Woods’ Home


This story just keeps growing and growing. In the last 12 hours, Tiger Woods has dropped out of his role as best man at his friend’s wedding this weekend and sources have said that the golfer was admitted to the hospital the day after Thanksgiving (when he had his car crash) with his condition listed as an overdose. Supposedly the drugs listed were Ambien and Vicodin. But the biggest and strangest development is that a woman — described as a “middle aged blonde” by “Today” — was rushed from Woods’ home in Orlando in an ambulance early this morning. It’s not known who the woman is, but according to “Today,” Elin Nordegren‘s mother had recently arrived to be with her daughter. There are also reports that the ambulance was followed to the hospital by a black Escalade, which both Woods and his wife drive, and that a blonde was at the wheel. One Orlando news affiliate says the woman is “on advanced life support.” We’ll keep you posted as this story develops. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

Quickies: The Kardashian Women Get Naked & Celebs Get Winter Hairdos

  • Why did the Kardashian sisters get naked with their mom, Kris Jenner, to celebrate the beauty knowledge she passed on to them? [Kim Kardashian]
  • Elin Nordegren has supposedly moved out of the home she shares with her husband, Tiger Woods. [RadarOnline.com]
  • These gift-giving etiquette guidelines take the guesswork out of tricky situations. [Your Tango]

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Today’s Lady News: Cops Come To Target Over A Breastfeeding Mom

  • Boobs splashed on the cover of Cosmo? Check! Boobs flopping around in shows like “The Girls Next Door” or movies like “The House Bunny”? Boobs feeding a hungry infant? OUTRAGE! Cops in Harper Woods, Michigan, responded to the scene of a ghastly breastfeeding-mother incident at a local Target. New mom Mary Martinez had been stopped by a security guard while feeding her 4-week-old girl. The security guard said breastfeeding in public was against the law; Martinez and her husband said (correctly) that it wasn’t. The police were called and set the security guard straight. Still, Martinez and her husband left the store embarrassed. “They just made a spectacle and a scene,” Martinez complained. [My Fox Detroit]—Thankfully, Target spoke out to say that nursing moms are, of course, welcome at their stores. Here’s hoping this dumb security guard got fired.

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German Tabloid Newspaper Erects Giant Penis Sculpture Of Rival Editor

It sounds like our “Tabloid Cheat Sheet” would be much more fun to write in Berlin. Two rival tabloids, the left-wing Tageszeitung (or Taz) and the “highly profitable” (is that the opposite of left-wing?) Bild have a rather hostile relationship, which has resulted in Taz putting a sculpture on the side of its building showing Bild‘s editor, Kai Diekmann, nude except for some slippers. And, uh, his wang spans five floors. Apparently, the art is viewable from the Bild offices and refers to a satirical piece Taz printed in 2002 which claimed that Diekmann had been the victim of genital-enhancement surgery gone awry. But not everyone at Taz thinks it’s funny. The new editor-in-chief isn’t psyched about seeing what he calls “a 6-meter-long schlong” every morning, calling it a “pathetic provocation.” But he also doesn’t want to appease Diekmann by taking it down. I’m no expert on boys, but something tells me that there are worse things you can do to a man than joke about his giant penis. And what about the kinder (children)? Just because they’re German, doesn’t mean they should grow up being exposed to scarily massive manhood at every turn. [Newser] Keep reading »

The Frisky’s Chic On The Street: Badass In Bondi

With Michael Kors’ leather, Balmain’s studs, and Rodarte’s bondage boots, the tough chic look ruled the runways for fall/winter. Erin takes the hard edged look in stride with an American Apparel T-shirt dress and vintage boots. But just because she’s hardcore, doesn’t mean she neglects the beauty aisle. The most kick ass elements of her look are her shorn hair and Essie Funky Limelight neon nail polish. Keep reading »

Tiger Beat: Golfer Didn’t Wrap Up His Wood With At Least Two Mistresses

The first rule of cheatingalways use a condom (and hopefully backup birth control). Tiger Woods, kick ass golfer and dentist’s dream (because of that pearly white smile, natch), allegedly was a big ol’ dummy and didn’t wrap up his 5-iron with at least two of the women he allegedly cheated with. Jaimee Grubbs says that she and the married father of two “never discussed” using protection and that he didn’t even ask her whether she was on the pill (which, as we know, would help prevent pregnancy but not STDs). Meanwhile, Mindy Lawton‘s sister Lynn says her sister told her Tiger never wore condoms. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.” Keep reading »

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