Holiday Gift Guide: 10 Secret Santa-Worthy Gifts For Your Office Holiday Party

By: Julie Gerstein / December 5, 2011
Aw, the office Secret Santa, that old gem. The special gift giving moment when you have to awkwardly select a present for a coworker you've barely talked to since the Halloween potluck two months ago. Well, never fear, we've found 10 gifts -- all under $20 -- that should help ease your office Holiday party… More »


Baby Goes As “Golden Girl” For Halloween

By: Stefanie Blejec / December 4, 2011
Tell me this baby isn't way cuter than the slew of pea pods, lions and angels we usually see on Halloween. Somehow that plump face perfectly showcases character Sophia Petrillo's trademark sass on "The Golden Girls." I'm now wondering if they actually sell pressed velvet pants for infants. Is there a granny-inspired infant clothing line… More »


Meet The Unknown Grammy Nominees Of 2012

By: College Candy / December 4, 2011
What was more important last night, America? Watching the Christmas Tree lighting or hearing your favorite artists’ announced as nominees for the 54th Grammy’s? Apparently, I thought neither, and opted for cocktails instead. Whoops. Anyway …  some of our favorites were on there once, some more than twice and some almost took over the whole freakin’ show (cough,… More »


No, Alpacas Will Not Wear Your Foolish Hats

By: Julie Gerstein / December 4, 2011
I could look at alpacas all day, because I consider alpacas, just like corgi dogs, to be Nature's Comedy. Like, HOW DID THE UNIVERSE COME UP WITH SUCH A FUNNY, WEIRD THING? Apparently the folks at Yestadt Millinery agree. They took some of their hats to Raspberry Hill Alpaca Farm and tried to get the… More »


4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been

By: Cracked / December 4, 2011
Do you want a hot body like your favorite Hollywood star? Would you settle for second favorite? Third? Look, how about you tell me where LaToya Jackson ranks in your top 10 and we'll go from there. The aerobics VHS tape is apparently some trial that every celebrity must go through, and after years of… More »


A Map Of Europe By Penis Size

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 4, 2011
Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]… More »