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Michelle Williams has had some pretty kick-ass roles of late. But she might be ready for a career change. “I often dream of quitting acting. Walking away and becoming a laundress or a sous chef, or maybe writing other people’s love letters for a living,” she explains. “When you have options, anything is bearable. It’s when a situation is inescapable that it becomes hell. It seems to me that as soon as you get good at something, it is a sure sign that it is about to walk out of your life because it ceases to hold your mind and creative energy hostage.” [ONTD] A laundress? Or a love letter writer? Those are bizarre choices. It’s interesting that Michelle brings this up, because lately I have noticed several famous folks waxing philosophic about what they’d be doing if they weren’t acting. After the jump, find out who would be a history teacher and who would work at McDonald’s.
Generally, we are completely underwhelmed by the “celebrities” who make it onto “Celebrity Wife Swap.” But I am pretty fascinated by the latest two who will be trading wives, and lives, for an upcoming episode of the show. Apparently, today Ted Haggard—the former pastor of New Life Church who was ousted when it was discovered that he frequented a male prostitute (for massages, y’all)—filmed an episode of the show. So whose wife did he get? Gary Busey’s. Yes, the actor and artist who was on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” Keep reading »
When it comes to sex, non-human animals are way more experimental than us. The desire to sexually engage with both men and women is hardly something we can take credit for. There is documented evidence bisexual behavior in many, many of our animal friends. In honor of Celebrate Bisexuality Day, click through to see a few of the most well-known bisexuals in the Animal Kingdom.
- Ooh, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s “Got Milk” ad is adorable! Too bad I’m still thinking about how she shares her vibrators. [Just Jared]
- Before they enemies, Tupac and Biggie were friends! Here’s some rare footage of the two deceased rappers freestyling back in the day. [Buzzfeed]
- Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempan really don’t want to be booted from “The Real Housewives of New York City” and are practically begging to stay. Frankly, I don’t want them to leave either. I love them! So much better than The C(o)untess. [Crushable]
Sadly, Miss Jessica is still the ill communication so Today’s Lady News will be a reader submission edition again! Submit your own links to news articles and blog posts about women, girls, trans-identified people, gender roles, feminism or sexism in the comments. Just write a sentence or two summary explaining what the link is about and give everyone a heads up if it has language or imagery that’s NSFW. Speedy recovery, Jessica! Keep reading »