David Beckham Isn’t Too Keen On His Daughter Harper Dating

“She’s got three brothers that will take her, three brothers that will eat with her and three brothers that will bring her back home to a dad waiting for her. So yeah, we’ll see. That’ll be interesting.”

David Beckham tells “Access Hollywood” the rules he’ll lay down for newborn daughter Harper Seven Beckham when she starts dating. Oh well, he’s got at least 14 to 16 more years to get used to the idea. Hopefully, when the time comes, he’ll be a touch less intimidating to potential suitors. [ONTD]

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New Rules: Young Models Will Be Carded From Now On

The fashion industry says it’s going to be carding its youngest charges from now on and young models under 16 won’t be allowed to walk in fashion shows anymore. According to Council of Fashion Designers of America head Diane von Furstenberg, girls will be required to carry ID showing proof of age. The measure is ostensibly meant to guard against super young girls being exploited, but it seems like a bizarre arbitrary measure. Von Furstenberg herself was actually criticized for allowing 15-year-old model Hailey Clauson to walk in several of her shows, and some feel this is a personal response to that criticism. She sent out a statement to all members of the CFDA, writing: “The casting agents for the Diane von Furstenberg show will be doing [the age restriction] and we encourage others to do the same,”

The whole thing smacks of ridiculousness, considering the arbitrary nature of the age ban. Aren’t they all a bit too young to be strutting their stuff on a runway? Whether 14 or 16, shouldn’t these young girls be in school, rather than prancing around on a catwalk? [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

Shannen Doherty Shills For Education Connection

Education Connection commercials are diabolical. They run during shows like “Degrassi” and “Teen Mom” and generally contain cute young things signing far-too-catchy songs about how they used EducationConnection.com to find an online degree program. Their jingles implant themselves deep in your brain and you find yourself humming them in the shower, even if you graduated from college 10 years ago and tend to not trust websites that advertise on TV as being “free.” Now Education Connection has shifted tactics in controlling my brain. They have hired one of my faves, Shannen Doherty, to shill for them. Very crafty, Education Connection, very crafty.

After the jump, the commercial that is currently running through my head, in case you’ve ever had the pleasure bad luck to run across it. Keep reading »

Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet

Last month, I let you know that the Cartoon Network was working on a live-action version of “Captain Planet,” the ’90s cartoon that encouraged kids to recycle and turn off lights. Well, either great minds think alike, or Funny or Die totally cribbed the idea. Because in this vid, they have Don Cheadle play the do-gooding super hero. Only, after zapping some nasty contractors, Captain Planet goes crazy and starts turning everything and everyone—including puppies and babies—into trees. Also, his superhero sparks come from his penis. Hilarious. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Condoleezza Rice Tells Dick Cheney To STFU About Crying

“It certainly doesn’t sound like me, now, does it? I would never — I don’t remember coming to the vice president tearfully about anything in the entire eight years that I knew him.”

— Ex-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice politely suggested that ex-VP Dick Cheney STFU after writing in his memoir that she once “tearfully” came into his office upset about work. Cheney wrote about the incident in his new memoir, which is kinda douchey. I have to agree that Condi does not seem like the type to cry at work. Not that there is anything wrong with that if she was! [Reuters] Keep reading »

Kris Humphries And Ray J: Their Imagined Conversation On An Airplane

Now this is majorly awkies. A week after Kris Humphries tied the knot with Kim Kardashian, he ended up a flight from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday with none other than Ray J, Kim’s ex. More specifically, the ex with whom she recorded the sex tape which made her famous and that an anonymous bidder purchased this week so that it would no longer be available online. As Page Six reports, the two guys ended up across the aisle from each other in first class. After a few minutes of silence, Kris moved to another seat. A few minutes later, Ray J walked up to him and congratulated him on his recent nuptials.

After the jump, we imagine how this conversation went. Keep reading »

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