Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
We’ve all got some terrible boyfriend skeletons in our closets, but chances are, none of them are as bad as the men on this list. There’s not a redeemable guy among this lot of 10 wastrels, no-gooders, murderers and scum. It’s enough to keep you from dipping your toes in the dating pool ever again.
- Conan O’Brien got busted staring at Nicole Scherzinger’s chesticles. [Team Coco]
- A former Playboy Bunny blasts NBC’s new show “The Playboy Club.” You mean it’s not accurate? Shocking! [Huffington Post]
- Nicholas Sparks, the man who wrote The Notebook and Dear John, amongst others, is creating a TV show. Get your Kleenex ready! [Videogum]
“By the time I finished the movie I’d been sent maybe 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise. So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use like one or two of them. I lend them to my friends, and they’ll take them for six months at a time.”
— Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is starring in the movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator, is very generous. But I find it a bit strange that her friends borrow her vibrators and then presumably give them back. Like checking books out at the library. Huh. [Contact Music] Keep reading »
It’s that special time of year again when you get to dust off your dirndl, break out your lederhosen, lace up your trachten shoes, and head to the local beer garden for pints and pretzels. In honor of Oktoberfest, here are some sexy celebs working the Bavarian peasant look. Related: 14 Celebs I Wanna Motorboat
It’s always a little awkward to admit these things, but I know I’ll regret it forever if I don’t, so here it is: I have a huge crush on you. Like, an actual crush. Not in the cute anthropomorphic way that some girls might pretend to be “crushing” on a cute purse. More like the way that crazy Korean guy had a crush on his pillow, and then he married it.
Let me explain. Keep reading »