Miranda Kerr Is Engaged To Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel And They’re Just Perfect

Everytime beautiful and wealthy people marry, I have another glass of wine before 5 p.m. More »


Oh, Now Melania Trump Has “Always Liked” Michelle Obama, Whose Husband The Trump Campaign Constantly Attacks

Sure, it was Michelle who inspired Melania and not Barack, but they stand for the same things. More »


Third Eye Blind Just Made Everyone’s Childhood By Trolling RNC

If you already deeply respected Third Eye Blind for their ability to make a song about majorly insane drug use catchy AF, prepare to respect them even more. The ’90s favorite decided to play at the Republican National Convention just so they could mess with people there. More »


Dictionary.com Just Made A Ton Of Slang Words Official, Including “Woke,” “Misgender,” And “Butthurt”

Although I have a personal affinity for telling someone to not get butthurt every time I say something without thinking, there are some really important LGBTQ terms they’ve added, too. More »


Here’s Every Astrological Sign Perfectly Described By The One Verb That Defines Them

There is no reason why you can’t each astrological sign and boil it down to one simple verb because the world is a bizarre place and sometimes we all just need a dumb distraction from it. More »


Twitter Suspends Milo Yiannopoulos For Harassing Leslie Jones, But That Doesn’t Mean Everyone Is Safe

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stepped in for the star, which is nice. But he’s not stepping in for everyone. More »


California GOP Delegates Contracted Norovirus, So Pretty Much Everyone’s Sick About The RNC

Of course, I know that medically speaking norovirus is a germ that invades the body, but the less rational side of me also wants to believe these delegates’ bodies physically rejected their party’s dangerous platform. More »


Interesting Coincidence: More People Watching Porn Than Ever Before In Cleveland During RNC

In what can only be described as a bad joke waiting to be told, xHamster is saying that Cleveland’s porn viewership allegedly hit an all-time high for the city during the Republican National Convention Tuesday. More »


Hillary Clinton’s Response To Chris Christie’s Fake RNC Trial Called Out His Hypocrisy

Christie’s biggest mistake in his fun game of make-believe was failing to realize he’s the last person who should be touting these claims against Clinton’s character. More »


8 Terrible Mike Pence Quotes About Women That Show The Vice Presidential Candidate’s True Colors

The statute of limitations on saying shitty things only applies to people who make clear they’ve learned their lesson, and Pence has done anything but. More »


Abigail Fisher And Her Lawyers Continue To Fight Affirmative Action By Arguing Its Negative Impact On Asian-Americans

There’s a myriad of reasons it’s so problematic for white opponents of affirmative action to use Asian-Americans, and stereotypes about them, for their own ends. More »


Fox News’ Roger Ailes Will Be Ousted Following Sexual Harassment Allegations, But Will Reportedly Still Get Millions

According to reports, it’s really only a matter of time before he’s out. More »


This Adorable Twitter Love Story Proves Maybe The World Is Not All Terrible

It’s pretty fucking cute. More »


Congressman Steve King Asks What Nonwhite “Subgroups” Have Contributed To Civilization

While we were all distracted by Melania Trump’s eyebrow-raising speech at the Republican National Convention, it turns out some troubling discourse was going down in other quarters of the Republican Party. On MSNBC’s Hardball Monday night, Representative Steve King of Iowa asked what nonwhite “subgroups” of people ever contributed to “civilization.”

Taking umbrage with Esquire writer Charles Pierce’s… More »


Kimye Might Have Committed A Felony Amid The Taylor Swift Phone Call Drama

Looks like it’s your move, Taylor. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Still Steams Her Vagina, But You Should Probably Pass On It

This will never end. More »


‘Making A Murderer’ Will Return To Netflix With Brand New Post-Conviction Episodes

The creators of the documentary series continued to follow Steven Avery after his conviction and sentencing to life in prison without parole for the 2005 murder of Teresa Halbach. More »


Lady Gaga And Taylor Kinney Reportedly Broke Off Their Engagement

There’s no official word yet, but she’s lost her bling. More »


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