Woman Gets Dumped, Spends An Entire Week In KFC To Cope

Woman Gets Dumped, Spends An Entire Week In KFC To Cope

Everybody needs a little KFC, am I right? A lovesick 26-year-old woman sought comfort in fried food at KFC after breaking up with her boyfriend (we’ve all been there, girl!). The next step of the grieving process usually involves ice cream, sad movies, and sometimes a bottle or two of wine, but Tan Shen, from China’s southwest Sichuan Province, couldn’t seem to pry herself away from the fast-food joint when the time came to call it a night. Read more on Tres Sugar…

Dater XY: How Long Will This Sexual Hangover Last?

Dater XY: How Long Will This Sexual Hangover Last?

Last Wednesday, The Chewer called to ask if I’d like to go on another date this weekend. I had been leaning against the “post-sex guilt” date but decided a short walk around the park and coffee wouldn’t kill me on a nice fall day.

As we walked around the park the usual awkward silence was intermixed with the occasional question and answer. Not wanting to waste anymore of each other’s time, I suggested we sit down on a bench and talk. Without missing a beat, The Chewer asked, “You don’t want to see me anymore, do you?” Keep reading »

“Dachshund’s Creek”: Because Who Needs James Van Der Beek When You Have Puppies?

Dachsund's Creek
Perfection

Confession: I’ve never really watched “Dawson’s Creek.” That said, this adorable all-dachshund version of the series has finally convinced me to give it a shot. Anyway, much more importantly, how cute are these dachshunds!? They even have sweet hairstyles! Enjoy and get your puppy-fueled nostalgia on. [College Candy]

Brad Pitt On “Between Two Ferns” Is The Funniest Thing You’ll Watch All Day

Brad Pitt On "Between Two Ferns" Is The Funniest Thing You'll Watch All Day
"Can I Borrow Two Of Your Sperms?"

Zach Galifianakis should get some kind of award for “Between Two Ferns,” because his ability to keep a straight face and stay in character while insulting A-listers is absolutely astonishing. During this episode, Zach had Brad Pitt on the show who he kept calling “Benjamin Buttons” and even asked how hard it is to keep a sun tan since he’s “living in his wife’s shadow.” On top of that, he asked how he felt when he first laid eyes on Angie and if it was anything like how Ross felt for Rachel on “Friends,” before proceeding to play the show’s theme song, making Brad as humanly uncomfortable as possible. Check it out, and I dare you not to laugh.

Beyonce & Jay Z Thumb Their Noses At Divorce Rumors By Renewing Their Vows

  • Beyonce and Jay Z are either still really, really in love or just desperate to pretend like they are, because they renewed their vows. [People]
  • Bryan Singer, the “X-Men” director who has been accused of sexual assaulting two men when they were underage, is having a child with his BFF, actress Michelle Cluny. [E Online]
  • “Modern Family” actress Elizabeth Pena died from complications related to alcohol abuse, contrary to her publicist’s claim that she died of natural causes following a long illness. [People]
  • Teresa Giudice will be serving her 15-month prison sentence in Danbury, Connecticut, in the same prison that the series “Orange Is The New Black” is based on. [Us Weekly]
  • The late Joan Rivers sure did a good job managing her finances — she left over $100 million to her daughter Melissa. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

An Inner Monologue While Testing The LELO LUNA Smart Bead “Vagina Trainer”

After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying.

To use, the 3-inch silicone vibe is inserted completely into the vagina, where it progresses through a series of vibrations that become longer and more intense, with periods of non-vibration in between. Using it is easy: while the bead is vibrating, you squeeze your muscles; when it stops, so does your squeezing. Intelligent memory function remembers your progress, and automatically adjusts as your muscles strengthen over time. Basically, it’s a personal trainer for your vagina. So did my vag feel stronger after I used it? Did it give me an orgasm? Can I now break a man’s penis off with just one squeeze of my crotch? Here’s what was going on in my head during my first five minutes using the LUNA Smart Bead. It’s safe to say you can all expect something like this… Keep reading »

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