Scientists Unveil Terrifying And Beautiful Cyborg Flower

Katrin Higher | November 22, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Behold the Frankenflower!
Researchers in Linköping University in Sweden have created the world’s first electronic cyborg plant.
What the hell is this you ask? Well, it’s basically making plant-based fuel cells that convert its photosynthetic sugars into electricity.
It’s not as terrifying as it sounds, but it IS complex. Its purpose is to… More »

Trump Thinks ‘Black Lives Matter’ Protester Who Was Attacked By His Supporters Deserved It

Katrin Higher | November 22, 2015 - 11:00 am

At a Donald Trump supporter rally in Birmingham, Alabama on Saturday, a black man started chanting Black Lives Matter in a video captured by CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond.
The reporter tweeted about the incident immediately:
A black protester at Trump's rally today in Alabama was shoved, tackled, punched & kicked:
— Jeremy Diamond… More »

Watch Adele’s Sob Inducing Performance On SNL

Katrin Higher | November 22, 2015 - 9:30 am

In case you missed Adele’s sob-worth performance on last night’s Saturday Night Live, here it is for you in all its glory.
The singer is back in a big way with her new album 25, and performed the hit single “Hello” to a captive audience.
Along with the performance however, she also acted in a… More »

Russia Gives France A New Puppy To Replace Killed Beloved Police Dog

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Russia is improving its relations with France by sending an Alsatian puppy to them named Dobrynya in a gesture of solidarity after the beloved Parisian police dog Diesel, a Belgian Shepherd, was killed in a raid north of Paris last Wednesday after terror attacks rattled the city and the whole country of France.
The puppy is named after a… More »

Brussels On High Terror Alert, Shuts Down Its Subway

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 2:30 pm

After last week’s terrorist attacks in Paris, the threats to Belgium’s capital of Brussels has been raised due its housing of members of terror organizations connected to the attacks.
Brussels was home to the suspected organizer of the Paris attacks, Abdelhamid Abaaoud, and Belgium has filed charges of “participation in terrorist attacks and participation in… More »

First Look At Mary J. Blige In ‘The Wiz Live’

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 1:00 pm

NBC will premiere “The Wiz Live!” on Dec. 3rd, but before that highly anticipated event, they are showing a “The Making Of”, a preview of sorts on November 25th.
And one of the most excited aspects is surely Mary J. Blige starring as Evillene, the Wicked Witch Of The West in the show.
The costumes… More »

Watch Adele Prank Her Impersonators In Disguise

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 11:30 am

With the release of Adele’s new album 25 came a fun type of promo stint for the BBC where the singer decided to dress in disguise during an Adele impersonator gathering on Graham Norton’s show and trick all of the ladies trying to be her.
All of the fake Adeles were totally unaware that “Jenny” was… More »

It’s Your Charitable Duty To Purchase This Naked Calendar Of Hot College Rowers

College Candy | November 21, 2015 - 10:15 am

What if I told you there was a way to donate to a charity, support a great cause, and you got to feast your eyes on hot, naked men all year long?
There’s a way, people. There’s a way.
The very attractive rowing team from the University of Warwick in England has released the pictures from their annual calendar,… More »

Pregnant Kim K Wants A ‘Push Present’ From Kanye While We Wonder What The Hell That Is

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 9:00 am

Kim Kardashian is almost ready to pop out her second child and has decided she would like a “Push Present” from Kanye, which according to celeb sources, is just a present for pushing out a child, NOT a weird drug term for peddling, well, drugs.
I thought the reward for pushing out a child was the… More »

Attention Men: Putting Glitter In Your Beard Isn’t The Best Idea

Megan Reynolds | November 20, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Don’t make out with a man with a glitter beard, you will regret it for the rest of your days. … More »

Anna Duggar Talks About Josh’s Sex Scandal In Promo For New TLC Show

Robyn Pennacchia | November 20, 2015 - 5:30 pm

SORTA. More »

Oh Hey, Look At That Shiny New Commenting System, How Pretty!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Hello! Perhaps you have noticed that in the last few minutes, our commenting platform changed! If you haven’t noticed, please take a moment to click on this post and then scroll down. More »

Listen To Carly Rae Jepsen Improve Upon That Old Chestnut, “Last Christmas”

Megan Reynolds | November 20, 2015 - 4:45 pm

Play this once, now, before you hear it on endless loop at Old Navy as you shop for leggings. … More »

Patti LaBelle Takes Credit For Sold Out Pies, Discrediting Pie Video Auteur

Megan Reynolds | November 20, 2015 - 3:58 pm

“I did it myself,” she says. I mean…did you? More »

Female Red Panda Escapes Her Zoo Prison, Hopes To Make It In The Big City

Megan Reynolds | November 20, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Be free, little one. Be free. … More »

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Dancing To Janet Jackson Is Probably The Best Thing You’ll See Today

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2015 - 3:00 pm

That’s Miss JGL, if you’re nasty. More »

Sarah Palin: Jesus Loves Guns!

Bronwyn Isaac | November 20, 2015 - 2:30 pm

In her most recent generous frenzy of fanaticism, Sarah Palin declared that not only is her pro-Gun stance in line with Biblical Christianity, but it is an exact echo of Jesus’ teachings while he walked the earth.
She quoted Luke 22:36-38 which says:
“He said to them: But now if you have a purse, takeMore »

Obama And Trudeau: A Short Romantic Fan Fic

Bronwyn Isaac | November 20, 2015 - 2:00 pm

It’s a chemistry beyond brotherhood, sex, or politics, it’s a chemistry only explained by the corresponding quantum vibrations both the charismatic men possess. More »

CNN Suspends Correspondent For “Editorializing” By Expressing Sympathy Towards Syrian Refugees

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2015 - 1:35 pm

But but but what about Don Lemon, who editorializes by saying something dumb as fuck every time he opens his mouth? More »

Frisky Rant: No One, Including Charlie Sheen, Deserves HIV

Sydney Leathers | November 20, 2015 - 1:00 pm

I never thought I’d say this, but I feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. More »

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