If there is anything we know about the Duggars, other than the fact that they are not so fond of the gays, it’s that they are way into giving birth. As members of the “Quiverfull Movement” they basically believe that women are supposed to spend their lives having as many babies as humanly possible, so that said babies can the arrows in god’s “quiver” and fight all of the heathens, or something.
However, their enthusiasm for getting knocked up extends only to married women, because I guess god doesn’t want any bastard arrows or something. Two years ago, when Jim Bob’s sister-in-law Anna Duggar’s younger sister Susanna Keller (got that?) got pregnant without being married, they wanted nothing to do with her. Keep reading »
Because I have all the maturity of a teenage boy, when news broke (insofar as news can “break” about a band far past its prime, anyways) yesterday that all was not well in the Blink-182 universe, I put my Vans on and strapped in for some quality Warped Tour gossip, and girl let me tell you, it DID. NOT. DISAPPOINT. Keep reading »
Who ya gonna call? Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones, it seems! These four hilarious women are your next Ghostbusters. Negotiations are ongoing, but The Hollywood Reporter says the cast is all but a lock for the Paul Feig-directed reboot of the popular ’80s movie franchise. Normally I’m wary of reboots, but I love the gender-flipping twist and, I’m sorry, but every single one of these hysterical women have brought me to the brink of pissing my pants. I can only imagine I’ll need to wear an adult diaper when I see the movie opening night. [THR]
Kendall’s nipples made their first Chanel runway appearance today for Paris Fashion Week. Kendall (and her classily understated, barely-visible nips) flaunted Chanel’s spring/summer 2015 couture collection. This is hardly the first time she’s shown a little chest on the runway, but it’s the first time she’s done so for Chanel. See the full outfit after the jump — I’m very into that flowery skirt. [Cosmopolitan] Keep reading »
OF COURSE virtual reality porn was invented before most people even had the opportunity to try virtual reality technology for anything else. That’s how technology works, right? Like, we use porn for beta testing anything and then refine it for the content that matters?
According to this video from Complex, virtual reality porn looks a lot like actual sex — it’s all filmed point-of-view; if you look up, you can see a buxom lass’s boobs bouncing over your head, and if you look down, you’ll see her bumping uglies with a — if not exactly your — penis. There’s also VR porn from a woman’s point of view, but apparently the dick in that porn was so in-your-face that it was even too much for the ladies, which I think sums up a lot of the critiques you might hear from women about porn. Keep reading »