Parents Of Boston Bombing Victim Ask Government To Not Pursue Death Penalty Against Dzokhar Tsarnaev

By: Beejoli Shah / April 17, 2015
In an open letter in the Boston Globe today, Bill and Denise Richards, parents of eight-year old Martin Richard (above), who was killed in the Boston Marathon bombing two years ago, requested that the government not seek the death penalty against bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev, who was recently convicted on all 30 counts he was charged with. More »


Zosia Mamet Calls For “Conscious Cohabitating”

By: Claire Hannum / April 17, 2015
"My two cents: Listen to and make space for your partner, but most of all do you..."… More »


Michael Bublé Had Things To Say About A Random Lady’s Butt

By: Robyn Pennacchia / April 17, 2015
I'm gonna be honest here, and tell you that pretty much all I know about Michael Bublé is that my mom really, really hates him and sometimes I bring him up to her just so she can tell me how much she hates him because it's pretty hilarious. I assume he must have come acro… More »


Make It Stop: “Ugh, Getting Older Is Depressing”

By: Anna Goldfarb / April 17, 2015
No way, dude, like a fine wine, life gets better with age. More »


PornHub Buys Jumpy Masturbator New Laptop After Mom Walks In On Him Wacking Off

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 17, 2015
So apparently, some poor dude was watching PornHub, and the site decided to freeze right when his mom was coming up the stairs. Logically, he did this: Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987 — Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015 >.< YOU COULD’VE CLOSED IT,… More »


Absolute Beginners: Know When To Stop

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 17, 2015
Right now, I have tendonitis in my left ankle, tenosynovitis in both of my feet (it’s an inflammation of the sheaths that protect tendons), hammer toes, and my marathon-induced avascular necrosis still hasn’t quite healed. I have a vertebra that’s still healing from being cracked when I fell backward down a flight of stairs last… More »