Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

Bronwyn Isaac / September 3, 2015

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”
The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica Kenny, and… More »


Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these… More »


Very Rude Salmon Expresses His Stance On The Iran Deal — All Over President Obama’s Shoes

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

I guess this means the salmon approves? More »


Let’s All Laugh At This Awful Casting Notice For Moment, Shall We?

Robyn Pennacchia / September 3, 2015

There’s, uh, a lot to unpack here. … More »


Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Has Been Taken Into Custody, Will Remain There Until She Agrees To Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 3, 2015

Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who hates gay marriage even more than she loves layering short sleeve and long sleeve t-shirts, has been taken into custody and held in contempt of court for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses. Judge David Bunning held off on fining Davis for her defiance, saying he didn’t think it… More »


Here Are The Ladies From “Drag Race” Dressed Like The “Golden Girls”

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

Thank you for being a friend. … More »


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