Robyn: 10 Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

Robyn Pennacchia | November 26, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Happy Thanksgiving! Due to some unforeseen circumstances, I am going to have to stay in Chicago this year instead of getting to spend time with my family back home in either Rhode Island or Rochester, NY. I am super close with my family, so I’m a little bummed–but, thankfully, we’re not people who put a… More »

Megan: 10 Things I’m Thankful For In 2015

Megan Reynolds | November 26, 2015 - 1:00 pm

The last time I was required to speak on what I was thankful for, I was standing in a circle in my ex-boyfriend’s living room, holding hands with strangers, all of whom seemed perfectly comfortable and at ease with being totally earnest. I’m not sure what I said, but it was clearly influenced by the… More »

On Thanksgiving, Gratitude & Family-By-Choice

Katie Klabusich | November 26, 2015 - 12:00 pm

It took several decades and multiple disownings, but family got simple for me a few years ago: family is made up of the people who stick around to support you no matter what, no “We’ll love you anyway,” assumptions, or prerequisites. Now, family members are the people I count on and I getMore »

Finding A Breakup’s Silver Lining

Ask Men | November 26, 2015 - 11:30 am

Breakups suck. Let’s not beat around the bush. There’s pain, anguish, anxiety, and fear. A major part of your life has been removed, and your overall system has been shocked. Read more at Ask Men…More »

Brilliant Tokyo-Based Company Sends Cute Guys To Cuddle You

Bronwyn Isaac | November 26, 2015 - 11:00 am

Have you ever found yourself awake at night wishing a verified cutie would cuddle you to sleep and listen to all your problems? More »

Rebecca: 10 Things I’m Thankful For In 2015

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 26, 2015 - 10:00 am

Happpppy Thanksgiving! More »

Jennifer Lawrence Slated To Direct Upcoming Comedy “Project Delirium”

Bronwyn Isaac | November 25, 2015 - 5:00 pm

With an impressive amount of hit films under her belt and time navigating the industry, she feels now is the ideal time to start embarking on her directing path. More »

Erykah Badu’s Answers For Us Weekly’s “25 Things” Feature Are The Realest Shit

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 4:30 pm

May we all one day transcend the fuckery that surrounds us and get on her level. … More »

Pharma-Bro Martin Shkreli Will Continue Selling Daraprim For $750 A Pill

Robyn Pennacchia | November 25, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Shocker! More »

The Kid Who Voiced “Hey Arnold” Is Now An Insanely Hot Lumbersexual

College Candy | November 25, 2015 - 3:45 pm

Nickelodeon execs just announced that they’re working on a TV movie of every ’90s kid’s favorite, Hey Arnold! As if that wasn’t exciting enough, some genius thought to look up where Arnold’s voice actor is up to today … and boy, are we glad they did. Read more at College Candy…More »

Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”… More »

Why Pixar’s Newest Short Film Is Its Most Important Yet

Nico Lang | November 25, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Pixar’s “The Good Dinosaur,” the 16th animated feature from the beloved studio, is set to debut in theaters just in time for Thanksgiving, but it’s already getting overshadowed by a little film that may have a big impact. “Sanjay’s Super Team,” the short film screening before the feature presentation is uncharted territory for Pixar. DirectedMore »

Zayn Malik Is Now A Gorgeous Silver Fox And I’m Here For It

Bronwyn Isaac | November 25, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Forever mega-cutie Zayn Malik has found a way to make himself even MORE attractive by making the dive into silver-fox territory with his recent hair change. More »

Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya. … More »

Thanksgiving Mystery: Why Are Cranberry Sauce Cans All Weird Now?

Robyn Pennacchia | November 25, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Why can’t I open cranberry sauce cans on both sides now? More »

Why Women (Yes, Even Feminists!) Should Be Watching “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

Raven Snook | November 25, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Once you get past its potentially alienating exterior, “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” has a strong, complicated and engagingly fucked-up woman at its core, whose neuroses and fantasies play out in brilliant, “Flight of the Conchords”-quality parody songs. More »

Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. … More »

Ben Carson Compares Abortion To Slavery, Says It’s Not A Woman’s Right

Robyn Pennacchia | November 25, 2015 - 12:20 pm

No, just no. More »

Laquan McDonald’s Murder Is Not Simply The Fault Of “One Bad Cop”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 25, 2015 - 11:45 am

Yesterday morning, former Chicago cop Jason Van Dyke (right) was charged with first degree murder in the 2014 death of a Black 17-year-old boy named Laquan McDonald (left). Later that evening, following a grossly tone-deaf press conference from Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel and Police Superintendent Garry F. McCarthy (more on that in a second), they finally released… More »

This Dog Wearing A Pizza Necklace Gets It

Bronwyn Isaac | November 25, 2015 - 11:00 am

If this Vine isn’t emotional transcendence, I don’t know what is. More »

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