If Kristen Stewart Is Dating Nicholas Hoult, Robert Pattinson Is Probably Thrilled

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Whether or not Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult are actually dating doesn’t matter to Robert Pattinson. What matters is that Kristen finally has a new boyfriend, or is at least busy trying to get a new boyfriend. For all these months, he’s reportedly been the target of Kristen’s affections, even though he’s tried his best to move on and show that he’s over her. In fact, by Rob’s own admission, they’re still friends and keep in touch, which probably made the whole situation more difficult for Kristen. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Mommie Dearest: 4 Reasons I’m Glad I Brought My Kid To Provincetown’s Carnival This Year

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It was only by happy accident that I scheduled our yearly family vacation to the outer Cape to coincide with Provincetown, Massachusett’s annual Carnival. For the uninitiated, Provincetown — or PTown, as its called — is a sweet little seaside village on the tip of Cape Cod, known for being the first place the Pilgrims landed (not Plymouth Rock, no matter what you learned in 2nd grade). In addition to its American history roots, PTown also happens to be known as “the ultimate gay and lesbian vacation destination,” with annual events like Bear Week, Women’s Week, various nightly drag shows, and of course Carnival.

Carnival is a weeklong celebration that culminates in a spectacular, some may say debaucherous, parade. Each year sees a new distinct theme and the entire town gets involved, putting floats in the parade, decorating storefronts, and promoting the theme through parties and events throughout the week. In addition, Carnival draws in over 90,000 spectators, including lots of tourists like ourselves.

This year’s Carnival theme was Comic Book Crusaders. Once I found out we’d be there the same week, I knew we had to go (especially since we end up hanging out in PTown anyway!). And it turns out that taking our family to a parade surrounded by half-naked folks and fierce, fabulous drag queens was one of the best experiences we’ve ever had together: Keep reading »

Brother & Sister Arrested For Having Sex In Church Parking Lot After Watching “The Notebook”

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Nothing stokes the fires of romance like watching the “The Notebook” with your brother in a tractor trailer parked outside a church. That’s how a brother and sister in Gutyon, Georgia, found themselves arrested for incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling early Tuesday morning. Police found the siblings walking around outside a Baptist church and somehow determined they “had just had sex” by their behavior, according to Atlanta’s local CBS News. The siblings admitted to swapping DNA three times while watching “The Notebook.” I have officially lost my appetite for lunch and dinner. Good job, Ryan Gosling? [CBS Local] [Image of church via Shutterstock; image of "The Notebook" via IMDB]

Girl Talk: Timing Is Everything

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It was October 2012. My Australian boyfriend and I had just been on a romantic, whirlwind adventure road trip around Europe. We spent the first month with his parents in Spain and France, and then spent the following month on our own. We zigzagged through Switzerland, Austria, a brief drive through Lichtenstein, Germany, and finally Belgium. We’d been living in London before our travels and this was to be our final trip before we relocated together to San Francisco.

The preceding months had been fraught with anxiety as the expiration dates on our visas approached. As is the the case in many international relationships, my boyfriend and I struggled how to proceed as a couple. San Francisco was my choice, but he was not quite ready to leave Europe. In Bruges, on the last day of our trip, we broke up. We were one day away from going back to London, saying our goodbyes and then going our separate ways to reunite a few months later. The impending separation felt like it spelled doom, and we suffered over what to do. Keep reading »

Inside Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Secret Wedding: The Food, The Dress, The Details!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, this past weekend, the world’s most genetically perfect couple, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, decided to get hitched at their estate in France. While the pair somehow managed to keep their nuptials completely under wraps, details of their big day are finally coming out, and we’ve got the scoop! Keep reading »

Britney Spears Dumps Boyfriend After Cheating Video Surfaces (Plus, Blake Lively Was Attacked By Bees!)

  • Britney Spears has broken up with boyfriend David Lucado after video surfaced of Lucado dancing and kissing another woman just a few weeks ago. And according to TMZ, Britney’s dad Jamie is the one who brought the tape to her attention. [TMZ]
  • “Blake Lively Attacked By Swarm Of Bees” is my favorite headline of the day and it’s only 11 a.m. [Huffington Post]
  • My BFF and our former Mind of Man columnist John DeVore is moving back to New York from Los Angeles and has written a great piece about hating driving for Medium. READ IT. [Medium]
  • I’ve always really liked math, so I enjoyed this post featuring GIFs explaining math concepts. [IFL Science] Keep reading »
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