The Jolie-Pitts Are House-Hunting In London So Angelina Can Pursue Her Political Career

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are house-hunting in London so that Ange can continue to pursue her career in politics. You know what I just realized? Angelina Jolie is the female equivalent of George Clooney, except with more actual political experience.
She’s been working with the United Nations for 14 years with theMore »


Teen Cleared Of Most Serious Charge In Prep School Rape Case

Newser / August 28, 2015

The man accused of raping a 15-year-old girlwhile they were students at a prestigious New Hampshire boarding school was found guilty of misdemeanor sexual assault but acquitted of more serious felony charges today, the Boston Globe reports. The victim claims Owen Labrie, 18 at the time, forced sexual intercourse on her—ignoring her pleas to sto… More »


Rogue Pooper On The Loose In Portland, Plus 10 Other Poop Bandits

Shit is going down in Portland, Oregon, y’all. A truly crappy state of affairs, residents are on the lookout for an as-yet-unidentified gentleman who has been seen evacuating his bowels in public spaces across their fair city. Yes, I said gentleman, as he travels with his own toilet paper and at least has the courtesy to wipe when he’s done,… More »


What If Your Mom’s Favorite Clothing Brands Could Talk? The New Yorker Imagines

Megan Reynolds / August 28, 2015

“You know it deep within yourself,” Ann Taylor says. “When it’s the right time for a bold print.”More »


A Very Brief Q&A With The Man Who’s Dressing As A Ninja Turtle For His Wedding

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

Nic Vargus, a writer for Apple, won the bet of a lifetime yesterday. His fiancée told him that if he could get 100,000 retweets, he’d get to dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for their wedding:

My girlfriend says if this tweet gets 100k RTs, she’ll let me dress up as a… More »


Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him? More »


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