Duggars’ Son-In-Law Purposely Runs Over Cat In Sled As Sociopathic Family Giggles

By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 3, 2015
Well this is charming. Earlier this week, the Duggars--a very holy group of people who have lots of babies for Jesus and complain about gay people all the time--went on a very holy sledding excursion. You know, just some good old-fashioned fun of the sort people had before we all became wealthy newspaper magnates, going… More »

Science Says Family Secrets Can Literally Make You Sick

By: Claire Hannum / March 3, 2015
Back in the '80s, Dr. Vincent Felitti was looking for ways to help obese patients lose weight when he stumbled upon a troubling correlation: most of his patients who quit treatment and gained significant amounts of weight back after losing hundreds of pounds had experienced sexual abuse as children. When he began regularly… More »

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 9! The Women Tell All)

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2015
The season is almost over! So which of Chris's rejected girlfriends would be your ideal next "Bachelorette"? This flowchart will hep you out... More »

Here Is A Baby With Questionable Taste Being Soothed By Taylor Swift

By: Megan Reynolds / March 3, 2015
Let the dulcet tones of T-Swi soothe your fussy babe. More »

The Album Art For Björk’s Vulnicura Is Insane

By: Megan Reynolds / March 3, 2015
GIRL. Now that's vaginal. More »

Thank Us Later: Albolene Is Magic And You Should Buy Some

By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 3, 2015
The ancient drag queen secret for kick-ass skin. More »