Amazon Launches New Etsy Rival, Handmade

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Let the crafting wars begin! More »

Bangs Forever: In Defense Of Fringe (The Cheapest Alternative To Botox)

Hands the fuck off my fringe. More »

Drunk Man Calls 911 During Hurricane Because Girlfriend Wouldn’t “Give Him Any Ass”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Patrick Doggett, a 53-year-old man from Spartanburg, South Carolina, called 911 on Tuesday because his girlfriend “would not give him any ass.”
As Hurricane Joaquin was causing dams to breach in the state, Doggett, truly a keen observer of human suffering, identified the real emergency going on. OK, to be fair,More »

Idaho Teen Threatened Mass Shooting Because Cheerleaders Wouldn’t Send Him Nudes

Robyn Pennacchia / October 8, 2015

At least he was stopped! More »

“Empire” Recap-ish: Can We Get Rid Of Lucious, Please?

Megan Reynolds / October 8, 2015

Don’t look too closely at any episode of Empire. Under all of the histrionics, the glitz and the glamour, you’ll see. The bottom won’t hold. There’s a few screws loose. The stitches are unravelling. Watching the show is like agreeing to get into that boxcar the neighbor kid made, and letting him push you down a… More »

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity has been protected, cried out as the verdict was read and had to be escorted out of the courtroom, while Maiorino — who admits to having what… More »

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