When You Pour Milk Into Coca Cola, Something Crazy Happens, Because Science Is Magic

By: Megan Reynolds / February 27, 2015
Nope. No, thanks. Nah. I'll pass.&am… More »

Tinder’s Problems Translate From Dating To Trading

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 27, 2015
An analyst from Morgan Stanely released an analysis this week of Tinder’s parent company, IAC/InteractiveCorp, and was able, through business-speak, to put into words exactly the issues everyone has with Tinder but hasn’t quite been able to identify. Tinder is a liability for IAC/InteractiveCorp for the following reasons, according to this analyst:  … More »

Indiana Passes Bill Outlawing Abortions Due To Birth Defects

By: Robyn Pennacchia / February 27, 2015
Indiana passed a bill this week which would ban doctors from knowingly performing abortions when they knew the mother was doing so because of either the sex of the child or because the child was going to be born with a birth defect or disease. The first reason here is, of course, entirely made up. More »

Watch Meryl Streep’s Cut Original Song From “Into The Woods”

By: Claire Hannum / February 27, 2015
An original song was written for Meryl Streep to sing in the film adaptation of "Into the Woods" about her love-hate feelings toward Rapunzel, but it was cut before the film reached its final version. In this clip, director Rob Marshall explains why the song was ditched - a move that Stephen Sondheim, James Lapine and Meryl all… More »

The Wankband Is Sort Of Like A Fitbit For Your Dick

By: Megan Reynolds / February 27, 2015
Charge your phone while discharging your lame boyfriend's penis. More »

I Want To Die, Like, Yesterday Just So I Can Be Buried In This Pod That Turns Me Into a Tree

By: Beejoli Shah / February 27, 2015
Earlier today, this caught my eye on a friend's Facebook wall: an Italian design company has designed an organic burial pod that will turn the deceased person's ruins into soil nutrients that will grow a tree. EXCUSE ME, WHAT. If I can't attend Hogwarts, the next best thing would definitely be to transfigure myself into a tree upo… More »