I Should Have Gotten High Before Watching Jason Statham Dance In a Leopard Print Speedo

By: Beejoli Shah / April 17, 2015
Someone texted me in all caps last night at three AM "JASON STATHAM DANCING IN A BANANA HAMMOCK NOT A DRILL," and I regret immediately waking up to watch this video because that means that I was just groggy, but not actually stoned, which I definitely should have been to watch this video of Jaso… More »


Um, Zayn Malik Shaved His Head

By: Claire Hannum / April 17, 2015
I was not emotionally prepared for this. More »


“White History Month” Deli Owner Would Like Some Money Now Please

By: Robyn Pennacchia / April 17, 2015
As you may recall, back in March, some douchebag in Jersey put a sign out in front of his deli saying "Celebrate Your White Heritage In March WHITE HISTORY MONTH." It did not work out well for him. In fact, it worked out so poorly for ol' Jimbo Boggess that he says he is now… More »


Instagram Specifically Bans Female Nipples, Is Totes Fine With Male Nipples

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 17, 2015
Instagram’s new guidelines specifically ban images of female nipples except in the case of breastfeeding mothers, post-mastectomy breasts, and artwork. More »


Shia LaBeouf’s Rat Tail Has Evolved Into A Braided And Permed Mullet

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 17, 2015
Super cool new performance art piece, Shia, much better than the one with the bag over your head. No, for real. I dig it. [Photo: Getty Images]More »


Can We Please Have A Selena-Inspired MAC Collection?

By: Claire Hannum / April 17, 2015
It's been 20 years since the death of Selena Quintanilla, and much like her music, her signature makeup look is still just as coveted today as it was in 1995. There are about a billion YouTube tutorials featuring her trademark red lips and dark brows, so why not launch a Selena-inspired cosmetics collection? Countless celebs have had their… More »