Being a corgi is stressful. Running around on those short legs, wondering what kind of kibble you’ll be fed, and being the internet’s favorite dog would stress anyone out. It’s a rough life, but as this blissed-out puppy would tell you, massages make it all better.
We hope your three-day weekend is as relaxing, chill and blissful as this little guy’s!
5 Seconds of Summer is a band that I managed to ignore up until now — but then Calum Hood, a member of the Australian boyband, showed me his dick and I had to take notice. Well, not me specifically, but the internet at large is now familiar with his phallus thanks to the magic of SnapChat. See, Hood — who is 18, BTW — apparently sent a SnapChat video of his junk to a 5SOS fangirl and she, of course, couldn’t wait to brag about it on social media. I don’t use SnapChat because I am an adult who only texts things I stand behind forever, but I thought the whole point was that whatever you send vanishes after a short amount of time? Maybe that’s why Hood was so comfortable unveiling his penis, but he was apparently naive to this fan’s wily ways, because she posted his video on Vine (Caption: CALUMS DICK IM SCREAMING). Hood took to Twitter to casually explain his naughty behavior, saying: “Least ya know what it looks like now,” and then “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes :).” I was gonna post the Vine after the jump, but the whole “teenage kid” thing — 18 though he may be — is making me feel guilty enough not to. So I’ll just link instead. [Vine via Cosmopolitan]
Bee stings represent! Proud itty-bitty titty committee member Keira Knightley has dropped her top and gotten drenched for the latest issue of Interview, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier. Looking at the technically NSFW, uncensored photo (after the jump), I’m reminded of just how silly it is that women’s nipples are sexualized, while men’s nipples are not. I say this even as I have censored Keira’s nips on the homepage, because again, lady nipples = SUPER SEXUAL PORN. But it’s so dumb. If you’re a small-busted woman like Keira, your chest really isn’t any different looking from the average dude’s. That’s not an insult, that’s just a fact. I’m not taking up #FreeTheNipple as my cause of choice or anything, but seriously, nipples — who cares? [Interview] Keep reading »