17 Reasons Netflix Is Your Boyfriend

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We all have some sort of love/hate relationship with television. Whether it’s good, bad, or flat out ugly, it’s classic entertainment. Netflix, however, has introduced the ultimate movie/TV show lover’s paradise. When I say lover’s paradise, I also mean Netflix is one of the best boyfriends a girl can have. Through the good and the bad, he’s not going anywhere. Literally. Maybe you haven’t realized you’re in a committed relationship with him, but don’t worry – he’s happy to be with you (unlike the guy you’re actually kind of dating). Read more on College Candy…

 

LA Restaurant To Offer $50 Water Tasting Classes

Every once in a while, usually in the dead of winter, I consider moving to LA. [Ditto. -- Amelia] Half of my friends are there now, and also I sometimes think it would be nice to just once live in a place without blistery cold weather for half the year. I grew up in New England and Western New York, and then moved to Chicago. Nice weather during the winter months is a thing I have yet to experience for more than a week’s vacation.

But, of course, there are things that stop me. Mostly the fact that I firmly dislike the idea of taking up driving again or having conversations about juicing. Not to mention things like, oh, a restaurant offering $50 water tasting classes. Keep reading »

Jennifer Lopez Throws Shade At Mariah Carey

  • Jennifer Lopez was on “Watch What Happens Live” last night and totally shaded Mariah Carey when Andy Cohen asked her whether she’d rather see Mimi or Britney Spears’ show in Las Vegas. “Britney, cause she dances.” Dang. [Dlisted]
  • Ellie Goulding’s new video for “Love Me Like You Do,” which is on the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” soundtrack, features some new footage from the super-sexy-sexual film. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Miley Cyrus will be the first to admit she does not know how to spell boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger’s name. I, on the other hand, did not even have to Google it, BOO YA. [People]
  • SkyMall has companyModern Farmer is also going out of business. SAD FACE. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Hillary Clinton’s Detractors Are Staying Away From Gender-Based Attacks

  • Hillary Clinton’s critics are focusing less on gender-based attacks as the election season gears up. [New York Times]
  • New York Governor Andrew Cuomo called for transgender protections in the state’s civil rights laws. [Human Rights Campaign]
  • Apple’s only female executive, Angela Ahrendts, Senior Vice President of Retail and Online Stores, has a much, much higher salary than CEO Tim Cook. [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

“Of Course” Sarah Palin’s Down For A 2016 Run

Can we just not with a Sarah Palin presidential run? Please? ABC News tracked Palin down in Las Vegas yesterday, where she was serving wild boar chili to the homeless after attending the annual Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show. When asked if she’d be interested in the 2016 election, Palin replied, “Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested.” When the interviewer asked again if she’d possibly be interested in running for president, she proceeded with a winding monologue of chipper word vomit: Keep reading »

Beyonce Hates Puns And Shitty Etsy Projects As Much As You Do

It’s a sad day for all pun-loving Beyhive members. TMZ reports that Beyonce caught wind of the extremely popular “Feyoncé” merchandise that has been floating around Etsy, and had her lawyers send a strongly worded letter to the online retailer, requesting that the offending items be removed. The mugs are gone, but if you do a quick Etsy search you can still get an awful lot of crap, emblazoned with a pun so horrible it makes my head hurt. Word to the wise: Bey is always, always watching. Stay woke. [TMZ]

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