Texas Grand Jury Indicts Activists Who Smeared Planned Parenthood

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 25, 2016 - 7:30 pm

Remember that completely bogus undercover video that claimed that Planned Parenthood was selling fetal organs? Remember how Congress used that bogus video to call a vote to defund Planned Parenthood? Remember all of the grating conservative posturing around it?

Well, get ready for your victory dance: A Texas grand juryMore »

SCOTUS Dashes North Dakota’s Dreams Of Basically Outlawing Abortion

Robyn Pennacchia | January 25, 2016 - 6:30 pm

North Dakota Republicans hoped to be able to pass a law banning abortion after 6 weeks. More »

Donald Rumsfeld’s Only Lesson From Churchill Was How To Make A Solitaire App

Lauren Vinopal | January 25, 2016 - 6:00 pm

“I’ve done business, politics, and war. Now I’m trying my hand at mobile gaming,” Rumsfeld wrote of his new endeavor. More »

Kristen Stewart On Diversity In Hollywood: “Do Something Instead Of Complaining”

Megan Reynolds | January 25, 2016 - 5:57 pm

This is going to be a very long month. More »

9 Reasons We’re Happy January Is Ending Soon

College Candy | January 25, 2016 - 5:15 pm

Ah, the end of January is quickly approaching – aka the MONDAY of the calendar year. Don’t get me wrong, I know January is supposed to be a time of new beginnings and what not, but let’s be real, it can actually be pretty miserable. In fact, I would even go as to far as… More »

Now, You Can Finally Taste “Bernie’s Yearning” For Yourself

Megan Reynolds | January 25, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s ice cream. More »

American Apparel Will Live On After Bankruptcy

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 25, 2016 - 4:15 pm

A judge decided in favor of reorganizing the company, so the brand will live–without Dov Charney, thankfully. More »

Yukon Health And Social Services Wants To Make Sure Everyone Gets A Whole Lot Of D

Megan Reynolds | January 25, 2016 - 3:45 pm

Winter is harsh and unforgiving in many climes, but our nice friends up north in Canada, get it the worst of all. To combat the soul-crushing darkness of a long, Canadian winter, the Yukon Health and Social Services decided to remind citizens that they all could use a hearty dose of the D.

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Jared Leto Is Just A Guy Standing In The Desert In a Tie-Dye Onesie, Asking You To Love Him

Megan Reynolds | January 25, 2016 - 3:15 pm

#woosahhh More »

Rapper B.o.B. Insists The Earth Is Flat, Illuminati Helpless To Stop Him

Robyn Pennacchia | January 25, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Looks like the illuminati has no pull on Twitter somehow, despite controlling the world. More »

Wendy’s Throws Massive Twitter Shade At Burger King

Bronwyn Isaac | January 25, 2016 - 2:45 pm

Now I can proudly say I’m #TeamWendys for the shakes AND the shade. More »

Tinder Now Matches You With Cuties AND STD Clinics

Bronwyn Isaac | January 25, 2016 - 2:35 pm

Luckily for all of us braving the swipes of the dating world, Tinder has just made it even easier to hook up responsibly with their new Health Safety section on Tinder, which allows users to link with Healthvana to find free STD clinics and HIV testing in their area. … More »

This $200 Igloo In Greenpoint Is Unfortunately No Longer Available

Lauren Vinopal | January 25, 2016 - 2:15 pm

If you give us lemons, we’ll make artisanal lemonade. Give us snow? We’ll make affordable housing. More »

Oxford Dictionary Uses ‘Feminist’ As Definition Of Rabid

Bronwyn Isaac | January 25, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Shifting our language will require a lot of untangling, and we will need to choose our battles. Luckily, we rabid feminists are here to help!!! More »

The Duplass Brothers’ Animals Trailer Speaks To Me On Many, Many Levels

Megan Reynolds | January 25, 2016 - 1:45 pm

Imagine what your dog is thinking when you release him into the dog park to “play with his friends.” More »

New Dating/Friendship App ‘Bro’ Transcends Stereotypes

Bronwyn Isaac | January 25, 2016 - 1:15 pm

 The app ‘Bro’  isn’t purely for sex. It’s open to men who want to form friendships with other men, men who want to date, men who want casual sex, and all the variations in between. … More »

This New Study Links Dinosaur Horns To Acutal Horniness

Lauren Vinopal | January 25, 2016 - 12:45 pm

Scientists have been trying to figure out for some time why certain dinosaurs like the triceratops were decorated with horns and frills, while others were not. However, new research from the journal Palaeontologia Electronica suggests that these characteristics may have been a result of “socio-sexual signaling.”

In other words, they put the horns in horny.

The… More »

Teenage Ted Cruz Aspired To “World Domination,” Appearing In A “Teenage Tit Film”

Robyn Pennacchia | January 25, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Ted Cruz is totally the dude you avoided in high school. More »

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