Trump “Shocked” By Clinton’s Hairdo – As Well He Should Be!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

Yesterday, Donald Trump told conservative radio host Mark Levin that he was shocked by Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo. As well he should be! Take a look at this:

That’s right – earlier this week, Hillary Clinton was spotted at a rally in New Hampshire with a gravity-defying hairdo,More » Just Added A Gender-Neutral Alternative To “Mr.” And “Mrs.”

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 12, 2015 - 9:00 am

Yesterday, I went to the endodontist (“Double root canal! Whoa!”) and, filling out the paperwork, came across a problem that’s been more pronounced since I came out as genderqueer. Beyond the boxes for “M” and “F,” on which I grudgingly mark “F” in case my endodontist badly needs to know whether or not I haveMore »

What Does It Feel Like To Walk In A Victoria’s Secret Show? Apparently Not Much

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 11, 2015 - 5:52 pm

Yesterday, the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place. Who knew? Not me, because I’m loath to wear a bra.
Also yesterday, Microsoft introduced a facial recognition tool that guesses your emotions. If you put these two momentous events together, you get this blog post, because I used the emotion recognitionMore »

Wisconsin Attorney Real Sorry For Trying To Kill His Wife Three Times

Robyn Pennacchia | November 11, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Fred Wortman attempted to hire two different men to kill his wife, and tried to poison her toothpaste. … More »

The Internet Photoshopped Starbucks’ “War On Christmas” Coffee Cups

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 4:30 pm

The Internet got their Photoshoppy paws all over the new holiday Starbucks cup, and I gotta say, they made some improvements. More »

Brooks Ayers Admits He Lied About Cancer Treatment, Still Maintains He Has Cancer

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2015 - 4:05 pm

He’s telling the truth this time. He swears. More »

Jennifer Lawrence Has Feet (We Promise), So Why Does She Keep Falling?

Megan Reynolds | November 11, 2015 - 3:10 pm

The picture above is proof that she has feet and can indeed stand on them, as intended. … More »

Here’s Some Priceless Pun Art Of Your Favorite Celebrities

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 2:50 pm

New York City comedian and actual-nice-person Lex Singer posts pun art of celebs, historical figures, and fictional characters and I love them so hard. More »

Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand

Megan Reynolds | November 11, 2015 - 1:45 pm

It you. It us. It the future. … More »

Hilarious 4th Grader Refuses To Answer Math Question Because Of “Girl Code”

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 1:15 pm

Invoking feminism to get out of a math problem? Ironic, sure. Genius, yep. Comedy gold, hell yes.
In response to a math homework question about a group of high schoolers going on dates with each other and then switching partners, little Maddy Douglas wrote:
“I can’t answer this problem because my mom says acoording [sic] to girl code you shouldn’t date a… More »

Aziz Ansari And “Master Of None” Emphasize The Importance Of Diversity

Megan Reynolds | November 11, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Diversity matters, but saying so isn’t enough — it’s time to do the work. … More »

Katy Perry’s Dad Accosted By Woman Who Thinks Monster Energy Drinks Are Satanic

Robyn Pennacchia | November 11, 2015 - 12:00 pm

“Your daughter is wicked!” she screams. More »

Barf Forever: Gavin Rossdale Was Cheating On Gwen Stefani With The Nanny

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 11:30 am

In the most cliché and bummer news of the morning, it appears Gavin Rossdale, 50, was cheating on wife Gwen Stefani, 46, FOR THREE YEARS with one of their nannies, Mindy Mann.
The affair was discovered by another one of the family’s nannies, who noticed sexts between Mann and Rossdale when the messages synced to the family iPad because… More »

Trump’s Model For His Deportation Plan Was Called “Operation Wetback”

Robyn Pennacchia | November 11, 2015 - 11:00 am

Shockingly, it was a human rights disaster. More »

Uplust Isn’t “Instagram For Nudes,” It’s A Deceptive, Exploitative Cam Site

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 11, 2015 - 10:30 am

Uplust says it’s the solution to #FreeTheNipple, but it’s working against women. More »

Playboy CEO: “Porn Is Replacing Intimacy” (We Call Bullshit)

Emily Winter | November 11, 2015 - 10:00 am

Sixty-two years after basically inventing modern pornography, Playboy’s acting too moral for oral. (I really wish “moral” rhymed with “porn.” This is what you get instead.)
Playboy CEO Scott Flanders told CNN that yes, the availability of free porn online changes Playboy’s prominence in that landscape, but also: “Unfortunately, availability of porn in some cases has substituted for… More »

Hero Woman Refuses To Stop Reading During Trump Rally

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2015 - 9:30 am

Yesterday, bloviating wad of shower drain hair and current GOP presidential contender Donald Trump had a campaign appearance in Springfield, Illinois. Plenty of his supporters were on hand, but one woman in particular stuck out. Watch above, in a Vine captured by Vic Berger, as this heroic no fucks to give woman downright refuses to… More »

University Of Missouri Increases Security In Response To Threats And Rumors

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2015 - 9:10 am

Last night and into the early hours of this morning, University of Missouri students were using social media to alert others to be safe and even stay away from campus because of threats made in the wake of Concerned Student 1950’s protest. The activist group — joined by the football team, who threatened to go on strike — have been… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow May Consciously Couple With “The View”

Robyn Pennacchia | November 10, 2015 - 6:00 pm

This will make our jobs way too easy. More »

“RHOC” Douche Brooks Ayers Lied About Cancer Treatments, Hospital Says

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 10, 2015 - 5:35 pm

Did you guys watch this most recent season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”? Because if you didn’t, you missed out and you should DVR that shit immediately, because it was the best season with Vicki Gunvalson’s newest face. See, the bulk of the season centered around Vicky and her boyfriend Brooks Ayers, who the rest… More »

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