Pair Of Penguins Expelled From Breeding Program Because They’re Gay

Liz Magee | April 14, 2016 - 3:38 pm

Stan and Olli are two male king penguins that were supposed to participate in a breeding program, but they were recently dismissed from said program because they are gay. Don’t worry, it’s actually quite a happy ending.

The Berlin Zoo’s European Conservation Programme (EEP) aims to bring more baby king penguins into the world… More »


Parker Posey Doesn’t Understand How The Internet Works, Posts Trans-Phobic Joke On Twitter

Megan Reynolds | April 14, 2016 - 3:15 pm

“I love the internet and can’t believe what you can do here!” the actress said in a tweet that accompanied what is arguably a very lazy and also very trans-phobic joke. More »


All Hail Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Queen Of The Sitcom

Liz Magee | April 14, 2016 - 2:41 pm

In a new interview with The New York TimesLouis-Dreyfus talked about her comedic approach to portraying a woman in a position of power and reflected on her “fond-ish” memories of being a cast member on SNL. More »


Vaginas Get Blue Balls, Trust Me (And This Video)

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Recently, I wrote about my love/hate relationship with the anti-anxiety/depression drug Effexor, namely my frustration that it was leaving me extremely sweaty and orgasmically challenged. So when Megan sent me this video from Stuff Mom Never Told You called “Women Get Blue Balls Too,” I was like, “Girl, tell me about it.”

While… More »


How to Dress Like You’re Better Than Everyone At Coachella

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 1:03 pm

Coachella begins this weekend, which means everyone from Kylie Jenner to Robert Pattinson to the cast of Vanderpump Rules will descend on the desert in pinneys and maybe even flower crowns. Even normal people have been planning their outfits for weeks — but what if you’re a celebrity? How do you prove that you’re richer, shinier, and better than everyone else… More »


Emily Postmodern: The Gracious Hostess and The Grateful Houseguest

Julianna Rose Dow | April 14, 2016 - 1:00 pm

I’ve heard that the place I live is the greatest city in the world and I’m not going to present an argument one way or another. If that is true it sure would go a long way in explaining why my roommate and I seem to have a constant stream of houseguests in our teeny-tiny… More »


Aziz Ansari Went To Italy And All We Got Is This Hilarious Kanye Music Video

Liz Magee | April 14, 2016 - 12:24 pm

Whether you watch his show “Master of None on Netflix, or you picked up his book Modern Romance, or you still refer to him as Tom from “Parks And Recreation,” you’ve got to admit, Aziz is a busy guy. Ansari took a recent vacation to Italy because wouldn’t you if you were him?

When you’re… More »


‘The Daily Show’ Explains Sexual Racism In Online Dating And Why It’s (Obviously) A Very Bad Thing

Megan Reynolds | April 14, 2016 - 12:20 pm

When we tell you it’s a “bad thing,” this time, we actually mean it. More »


What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2016 - 12:19 pm

People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST. More »


Against Me! To Play North Carolina Show: “Visibility Is More Important Than Ever”

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 11:59 am

North Carolina’s House Bill 2 has gotten press for a few reasons. One, for being an incredibly discriminatory attempt to make transgender people go away by forcing them to use restrooms that match their biological sex. And two, for musicians who to cancel (or not cancel) their tour dates to the state because of it.
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Relax Just Like Justin Bieber With These 4 Dirty Coloring Books

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 11:12 am

Adult coloring books, supposedly great for stress relief, are everywhere: on coffee tables, on your annoying friend’s Instagram, for sale at Barnes and Noble. Guess where they are now: on tour with Justin Bieber. The “emotionally exhausted” pop star took perhaps took some of the time he would have spent on meet and greets to color.

“I… More »


Tinder’s New Share Feature Lets You Set Up Your… Coworkers

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 10:37 am

Tinder is solidly medium at anticipating users’ needs. First, they introduced a feature to match users with a presidential candidate. Now, they’re introducing a “share button” so you can stop taking a screenshot every loser or surprise hottie’s profile — Tinder will now play nicely with apps from Slack to LinkedIn to iMessage. Once a recipient gets the message, says Business Insiderthey… More »


Happy International Plant Appreciation Day: 10 Plants That Require Less Maintenance Than A Boyfriend And Are Impossible To Kill

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 13, 2016 - 5:06 pm

PSA: Plants are better than boyfriends. Trust me. More »


The Rihanna Documentary Is Going To Be The “Character Study” She Deserves

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 3:28 pm

Possible titles include, “Bitch Better Have My Nuance.” More »


Area Teen Gets Kylie Jenner’s Lip Kit Tattooed On His Arm

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 3:16 pm

Who do you love most in this world and how do you show them? For 18-year-old Johnny Cyrus, it’s Kylie Jenner. And, it better stay Kylie Jenner, because he now has her infamous lip kit tattooed down his arm.

If you follow Kylie on Snapchat, you know she’s constantly displaying color swatches from… More »


Man Gets Period Cramps Out Of Sympathy, Makes Matt McGorry Look Like He Isn’t Even Trying, TBH

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 2:48 pm

A new report in The Sun tells the story of a man who is so extremely goddamn woke he gets period cramps. More »


There’s A Real Life “Gone Girl” Called The “Black Widow” — She’s Terrifying (And Slightly Amazing)

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 2:33 pm

An 80-year-old Canadian woman has spent the past 25 years harming her four husbands, and don’t bother trying to get her to apologize for it. Melissa Ann Shepard, aka the “Black Widow,” is back in jail after she used a public library computer to go online — a violation of the terms of her release. She also had… More »


Kesha Is Scheduled to Do Something At Coachella, But No One Knows What

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 1:46 pm

Kesha’s fans are waiting to support her, however she chooses to make her first public move after her legal battle with Sony and Dr. Luke. According to Entertainment Weeklyit looks like they may have to support her with a flower crown on. She will make an appearance of an undetermined nature at Coachella, which starts this… More »


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