Baby Elephant Goes Ham Smashing Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can’t Get Up

Baby Elephant Goes Ham On Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can't Get Up
Oh Shit. Cletus Fell Over Again...

Anybody who says they don’t like Halloween is lying. Everybody loves Halloween, including zoo animals. To help get you in the holiday spirit, take a cue from these pumpkin-smashing elephants who classily stomp on them until a younger elephant comes along and just goes totally ham. Kind of like the kid who submerges his entire body in water and thrashes around while bobbing for apples, this elephant smashes the pumpkins and rolls around in them until he knows they’re good and flattened. He’s all like yeahhhh, victory! And then he tries to get up…

What To REALLY Expect When Your Girlfriend Gets Her Period & How To Act Accordingly

What To REALLY Expect When Your Girlfriend Gets Her Period & How To Act Accordingly

When it comes to periods, guys sometimes need a little help. Since they don’t have vaginas, periods are like the Bermuda Triangle: mysterious, feared, and where good things go to die. But fear not, bros! The best thing you can do comes straight from the mouth of one of the world’s most cinematic legends, Scar from “The Lion King”— “Be prepared.” Here are some things you can expect the next time your girlfriend gets her monthly visit from Aunt Flo and how to act appropriately when these scenarios occur. Keep reading »

Broga Mats Put A Dude-Friendly Twist On Yoga Gear

When Yogi Dan Abramson started doing yoga to help recover from a back injury and realized it was total game changer, he embarked on a mission to inspire more dudes to get their downward dog on. While yoga has always been for everyone, the last few decades have seen it increasingly associated with Lululemon-wearing rich ladies. To change that, Abramson created Broga Mats, a series of yoga mats and accompanying bags designed for men’s bodies and adorned with quirky designs reminiscent of things like burritos, lumberjacks, and trees. Keep reading »

“Drunk J.Crew” Is Your New Favorite Tumblr

Drunk J. Crew

Some genius with a Tumblr account has astutely observed that all the models in the J.Crew catalogue look mildly drunk off their asses. Drunk J. Crew puts words in the mouths of those tipsy ladies, and the end result is perfect. It’s hard not to wonder why it took us all so many years of shopping at J.Crew or casually perusing their catalogues before these boozy vibes came to the surface. [Gawker] [Images via Drunk J.Crew] Keep reading »

Jude Law Has A Fifth Child On The Way

  • Jude Law is expecting his fifth child with his ex Catherine Harding. Mazel tov! [Just Jared]
  • Chelsea Handler explains that Vine of Jason Biggs peeing on her face. (Yes, it’s real!) [D Listed]
  • An open letter to Wiz Khalifa and Future about their butthurt whine-fest “Pussy Overrated.” [Vibe]
  • Joan Rivers’ official cause of death was determined to be low blood oxygen. Her brain lacked the oxygen it needed for a lengthy period of time, and medical examiners found no obvious mistakes on the part of her doctors. Her daughter Melissa told ABC, ”We continue to be saddened by our tragic loss and grateful for the enormous outpouring of love and support from around the world. We have no further comment at this time.” [ABC News] Keep reading »

John Grisham Is Wrong: It’s Not Easy To Stumble Upon Child Porn

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  • It really isn’t easy to just stumble upon child porn, regardless of John Grisham’s assertions. [Daily Dot]
  • In South Carolina, stand your ground laws give domestic abusers a loophole and shift blame onto victims who self-defend. [Salon]
  • Please read this essay about the failure of Texas’s abortion laws for a couple who needed to induce early but were denied. [Medium] Keep reading »
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