Romance On TV: No Love For Short Millionaires

There are times when I struggle being a person of limited height, i.e., when I want a box of cereal on the top shelf at the grocery store, when I need to replace the battery in my smoke alarm, or when I want to kiss a guy who is 6’4” and I’m not wearing heels. It’s tough being a bit of a shortie, and I’m a girl, so I can only imagine what men must go through, especially when it comes to dating.

On last night’s Millionaire Matchmaker, Joseph, 5’8″, struggles to find a woman who would date someone shorter than herself. Well, Joseph is most likely not 5’8″. Guys lie about their height more than they lie about the size of a particular body part. In our opinion, the problem with Joseph is not that he is short, or even that he lies about his height, but that he sees himself with a tall, model-esque woman. We have nothing against short guys dating tall girls — hello, Tom and Katie, not to mention every guy who dates a model or a Williams’ sister — but the fact that he’s ruling out the possibility of dating a short woman is disturbing, mostly because I don’t want anyone ruling me out. [Bravo] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: George Clooney

George Clooney just keeps getting tastier. We’d like to give this former ER doctor mouth to mouth! Especially now that he’s been immortalized in jellybeans. The already edible Clooney was appointed to the United Nations Peace Envoy in January, but now the tall dark and handsome actor/director/activist has had his essence captured in a tasteful portrait commissioned by the Jelly Belly Company. The artist, Roger Rocha, used 10,000 morsels to recreate Clooney in multi-colored yumminess. At the end of the month, the candy Clooney will be donated to a charity of George’s choosing. Does a new, up-and-coming webzine count as a charity? [People] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Gene Simmons Caught On Tape, Throat Cancer, And Athletic Performance

  • Clips of what appears to be Gene Simmons getting it on with Elsa, an Austrian model, are making the rounds online. We started to wonder if it shows him making use of that famous tongue, but then we realized we’d rather not know. He’s kind of old. And gross. [The Sun (U.K.)]
  • In case you don’t already know this, you can get STDs from oral sex. Not only that, but HPV can incubate in the back of your throat and it has been linked to a form of throat cancer. Gag! [U.S. News]
  • Some athletes and coaches claim that having sex can lead to poor performance on the field the next day, but they’re probably wrong. Muhammad Ali reportedly abstained from sex for weeks before a big fight to make himself meaner, however, sexuality activity actually increases testosterone and doesn’t affect aerobic power. Plus, if you’re a professional athlete you should be able to handle a little extra exercise. [Canada.com]
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    An Open Letter To American Idol

    Dear Randy, Paula, and Simon,
    Seriously, how dumb are you guys to give up on Josiah Leming, a guy who actually writes his own (amazing) songs, sings Mika’s “Grace Kelly” as an audition song, has the adorable look that teens (and, um, women) will go crazy for, and has a voice that channels some of the most popular bands making money today? And you actually let through that kid with the hair-band highlights? Out. Of. Touch.
    Love,
    The Frisky
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    Still Hot: Kathleen Turner

    Kathleen Turner, the sexy 50-something Golden Globe winning actress, is best known for her gravely voice. She has starred in Peggy Sue Got Married, War of the Roses, Romancing the Stone, and even lent her voice to femme fatale Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Now, the accomplished actress has turned both director and author. Her first New York production, the Pulitzer-prize winning Crimes of the Heart by Beth Henley, opened on Valentine’s Day to rave reviews from the likes of The New York Times. And her sassy memoir, Send Yourself Roses, has just been released to equal praise. In it, she dishes the dirt on her co-stars — like Burt Reynolds, whom she calls “just nasty” — but she really throws the book at herself. She curses like a sailor and used to drink like one too. But she has beaten back the system, fought her way to sobriety, and now is smarter and stronger than she was even as a young, athletic starlet. As Elton John says, the “Bitch is Back” and we here at The Frisky predict she’ll have a bestseller to show for it too! [Amazon] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Pink And Carey Hart Call It Quits

  • Pink and her motor-crossing husband Carey Hart are splitting up after two years of marriage. Rumors that things were rough between the two have been swirling for the last few months, as Hart was overheard lamenting that they had grown apart. [DListed]
  • Is Avril Lavigne pregnant? Is that punk rock? [DListed]
  • In the new issue of Us Weekly, Nick Lachey says of his ex-wife Jessica Simpson, “I wish her nothing but happiness,” and, referencing her relationship with Tony Romo, “If she’s found that… good for her.” Divorce has never been so sweet! [Us Weekly]
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