Star Couplings: Cameron Diaz Admits To Liking Boys

  • Cameron Diaz told GQ, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.” Tee hee, us too! [Us Weekly]
  • Katherine Heigl wants to get pregnant. Husband Josh Kelley wants to wait. We’re on Josh’s side, because we hate her. [DListed]
  • Chris Brown and Rihanna are still denying that they’re dating. Rihanna even told MTV, “We’re best friends, honestly, we’re like brother and sister.” Incest has never been so damn sexy. [Perez Hilton]
  • Yawn. Tennis pro Andy Roddick, 25, is engaged to 20-year old swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker. Slow down kids! What’s the rush? [People]
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    Sleep Tight Without Fearing For Your Life

    Are you afraid of being attacked while you’re sleeping? Are you the wife of a gangster or sought-after criminal? If you answered “yes” to either of those questions, the Quantum Sleeper is the bed for you. It’s covered in fireproof, bulletproof plating with a filtered ventilation system, see-through head cover, motion detector, microwave, refrigerator, and more. You might feel claustrophobic, but at least you’ll be safe. [QSleeper.com via MentalFloss]

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    Beth & Val Discuss Having A Penis For A Day

    Beth & Val are two women who host their own Q&A show on YouTube. It is terrifically funny, especially in this clip, where they discuss what they would do if they had a penis for a day — which just happens to be exactly what we would do, i.e. pee, diddle ourselves, and put it on top of things. Also, I would probably do that thing where you make it flail around. But that’s just me. [YouTube] Keep reading »

    Dirty Hair = Clean Air

    Hippies are lovable, hairy, and the reason you can get soy milk at most coffee shops. While the world needs all the help it can get, hippies usually need a bath. But now they finally have science on their side. A study, conducted at the University of Missouri, tested 16 hair samples, eight washed and eight unwashed, over a 24-hour period. Researchers found that the un-shampooed samples were able to absorb seven times as much ground level ozone as the cleaner strands. While ozone exposure is attributed to respiratory problems and a rise in deaths, unwashed hair usually leads to a decrease in sex appeal. So, we’re torn between our lungs and our looks — guess it all depends on if you want your breathing to be just as shallow. [New Scientist]
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    100 Unsexiest Men, Plus Five Frisky Additions!

    We’ve railed on Maxim quite a bit for naming Sarah Jessica Parker “The Unsexiest Woman In America”, but we haven’t had the wisdom to counter attack with a list of Unsexy Men. No matter, The Phoenix did it for us! As we hoped, the staff picked the 100 unsexiest men with all the right criteria — because being unsexy isn’t really about being ugly (#100, Tom Brady, certainly is a pretty boy, but his treatment of baby momma, Bridget Moynahan, is what makes him fugs!), or necessarily 3D (The Family Guy‘s Quagmire is listed for making rape jokes). But we thought they missed a few… Keep reading »

    Hilary Duff’s Got A Scorpion In Her Pants!

    There is a long list of things we would do to get John Cusack to want us, but dropping a scorpion down our pants seems a little extreme — even for a guy who is willing to hold a heavy old school boom box over his head. But a brunette Hilary Duff, who is trying to go as dark as her hair, put a reptile under where? Down her hoo-ha in this clip from their new movie War, Inc. While we thought having a creature pinchin’ and itchin’ down there, was an STD or at least a turn off, Hilary is using it as a turn-on. Guess she’s had grosser things down there anyway, like Joel Madden. [Egotastic]
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