‘The Daily Show’ Explains Sexual Racism In Online Dating And Why It’s (Obviously) A Very Bad Thing

Megan Reynolds | April 14, 2016 - 12:20 pm

When we tell you it’s a “bad thing,” this time, we actually mean it. More »

What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2016 - 12:19 pm

People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST. More »

Against Me! To Play North Carolina Show: “Visibility Is More Important Than Ever”

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 11:59 am

North Carolina’s House Bill 2 has gotten press for a few reasons. One, for being an incredibly discriminatory attempt to make transgender people go away by forcing them to use restrooms that match their biological sex. And two, for musicians who to cancel (or not cancel) their tour dates to the state because of it.
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Relax Just Like Justin Bieber With These 4 Dirty Coloring Books

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 11:12 am

Adult coloring books, supposedly great for stress relief, are everywhere: on coffee tables, on your annoying friend’s Instagram, for sale at Barnes and Noble. Guess where they are now: on tour with Justin Bieber. The “emotionally exhausted” pop star took perhaps took some of the time he would have spent on meet and greets to color.

“I… More »

Tinder’s New Share Feature Lets You Set Up Your… Coworkers

Leah Prinzivalli | April 14, 2016 - 10:37 am

Tinder is solidly medium at anticipating users’ needs. First, they introduced a feature to match users with a presidential candidate. Now, they’re introducing a “share button” so you can stop taking a screenshot every loser or surprise hottie’s profile — Tinder will now play nicely with apps from Slack to LinkedIn to iMessage. Once a recipient gets the message, says Business Insiderthey… More »

Happy International Plant Appreciation Day: 10 Plants That Require Less Maintenance Than A Boyfriend And Are Impossible To Kill

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 13, 2016 - 5:06 pm

PSA: Plants are better than boyfriends. Trust me. More »

The Rihanna Documentary Is Going To Be The “Character Study” She Deserves

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 3:28 pm

Possible titles include, “Bitch Better Have My Nuance.” More »

Area Teen Gets Kylie Jenner’s Lip Kit Tattooed On His Arm

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 3:16 pm

Who do you love most in this world and how do you show them? For 18-year-old Johnny Cyrus, it’s Kylie Jenner. And, it better stay Kylie Jenner, because he now has her infamous lip kit tattooed down his arm.

If you follow Kylie on Snapchat, you know she’s constantly displaying color swatches from… More »

Man Gets Period Cramps Out Of Sympathy, Makes Matt McGorry Look Like He Isn’t Even Trying, TBH

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 2:48 pm

A new report in The Sun tells the story of a man who is so extremely goddamn woke he gets period cramps. More »

There’s A Real Life “Gone Girl” Called The “Black Widow” — She’s Terrifying (And Slightly Amazing)

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 2:33 pm

An 80-year-old Canadian woman has spent the past 25 years harming her four husbands, and don’t bother trying to get her to apologize for it. Melissa Ann Shepard, aka the “Black Widow,” is back in jail after she used a public library computer to go online — a violation of the terms of her release. She also had… More »

Kesha Is Scheduled to Do Something At Coachella, But No One Knows What

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 1:46 pm

Kesha’s fans are waiting to support her, however she chooses to make her first public move after her legal battle with Sony and Dr. Luke. According to Entertainment Weeklyit looks like they may have to support her with a flower crown on. She will make an appearance of an undetermined nature at Coachella, which starts this… More »

Inky The Octopus Is A True Escape Artist

Bronwyn Isaac | April 13, 2016 - 1:36 pm

Artists come in all shapes and sizes. More »

Who Is Boycotting North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law?

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 1:30 pm

In a way, the answer is: all of us. More »

Blue Ivy’s 4th Birthday Party Was A Massive FOMO-Inducing Fairytale

Bronwyn Isaac | April 13, 2016 - 1:15 pm


U.S. Women’s Soccer Isn’t Afraid to Boycott the Olympics Over Equal Pay

Leah Prinzivalli | April 13, 2016 - 12:28 pm

Even the most successful women in the world — and the ones that could kick their sexist bosses’ asses — aren’t immune to wage discrimination. The U.S. women’s soccer team is still fighting for wage equality, which means they may decide to boycott this summer’s Olympics in Rio de Janeiro.

Five of the team’s top… More »

Ronda Rousey’s Spirit Animal Is A Dolphin For Sex Reasons, Obviously

Lauren Duca | April 13, 2016 - 12:25 pm

UFC Champion and beautiful hero this world barely deserves Ronda Rousey has declared that her spirit animal is a dolphin, and yes, it’s because of the sex reasons.

In a Draftkings segment titled Face-To-Face, she sat down with Odell Beckham Jr. to talk about nude photoshoots and their fav animals. Beckham Jr. said he… More »

Anna Wintour was Stuck in The Basement of Madison Square Garden For A Half Hour

Megan Reynolds | April 13, 2016 - 11:49 am

I can say with confidence that this is the best story you will hear about Anna Wintour in your entire life. More »

You Can Now Slobber All Over An Adult Coloring Book Of ‘Buff Bernie’ Sanders

Bronwyn Isaac | April 13, 2016 - 11:39 am

Fully living up to its ridiculous potential as a “coloring book for Berniacs,” the coloring book was created by the illustrator Nicole Daddona, who dedicated 20 full pages to etching out imagined abs and triceps for the Vermont Senator. More »

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