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Send Us Greetings From Our Nation’s Capitol!

Hey, you! Are you going to D.C. for the Inauguration on Jan. 20? We’re stuck in NYC, but we’d LOVE to hear about it from you! Please tell us what it’s like by sending tips and photos to tips@thefrisky.com. YAY AMERICA! Keep reading »

We Salute “The United States Of Tara”

OMG bitches! Sometimes life throws you a bone…or in this case, a girl boner! Diablo Cody, the former stripper/screenwriter behind “Juno”, is giving her goodies away. The pilot episode of the new TV show she’s been working on since her Oscar win, “The United States of Tara,” is set to premiere on Showtime on Sunday. But If you go to Showtime’s website, you can wtach the entire first episode now! I did, and afterwards I was so satisfied, I needed a smoke. The show is totally original and somehow manages to make multiple personality disorder not a cheesy soap opera premise or a pathetic cry for help. Maybe it’s because Ms. Cody sees her character as a metaphor for the modern woman who is trying to fill so many roles. “The United States Of Tara” is backed by a seriously talented cast. Thanks to the amazingly hilarious character actress Toni Collette (“200 Cigarettes,” “Velvet Goldmine,” “Muriel’s Wedding,” “Little Miss Sunshine”) and John Corbett (Aidan on “Sex and the City”), I’m hooked. [Boston Herald] Keep reading »

Quickies:! John Mayer Is Putting A Ring On It, “Gossip Girl” Mom May Die & J.Hud Comes Out Of Hiding

  • John Mayer is going to make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston. He’s planning to pop the question on her birthday. [Star]
  • New Yorkers may not be in love with the idea of Caroline Kennedy being their Senator. [Perez Hilton]
  • Remember the parents that named their child Adolf and got upset when a supermarket didn’t put “Happy Birthday Adolf” on the birthday cake. Well, the kids have been taken away by family services. [MSNBC]
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    Gretchen Rossi Gets Drunk And Acts Like A “Real Housewives” Hussy!

    Last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” was epic. Gretchen Rossi, the new bitch on the block (she’s the one with the Kenny Rogers lookalike for a fiance), got wasted, just wasted, at a dinner party and totally hit on Tamra’s son Ryan. Watching people get this trashed makes me kind of uncomfortable, in that I know I have been this drunk at points in my life and have probably been just as embarrassing to be around (though I have never, ever hit on anyone underage, I swear). Anyway, the episode ended with Gretchen and Ryan in the bathroom, potentially, maybe, about to get it on. Can’t wait for next week! Keep reading »

    Do Skinny Women Really Have More Sex?

    Listen, I don’t know where they get this “research” or who they’re asking, but according to a new study, women who are a size four have sex more often than size eight women. Now, I think if they continued to do the math they’d find size 16’s like me do it even more than both of them combined, because we’ve got more cushion for the pushin’! But you know, I’m really getting carried away because I’m sick of fat chicks getting accused of being unsexy or disinterested in doin’ it. Skinny or chubby, whatever, we’ve all got needs! In general, size-based statistics, like this one, seem like something a fitness “guru” would invent to get clients…oh wait, the study was conducted by a “weight loss specialist.” Ugh, girl-on-girl crime strikes again! Well, no matter how much you’re getting frisky, we all could always use some extra sexercise. That’s the only kind of personal trainer I’m going to work out for! [That’s Fit] Keep reading »

    What Makes Her Qualified To Judge “American Idol”?

    You may have noticed something different about the “American Idol” premiere last night. No, they didn’t get rid of the talentless attention-whores, er, I mean competitors. But they did add something to the mix–a fourth judge by the name of Kara DioGuardi. Although I absolutely detest this show, I couldn’t help but wonder about her qualifications for judging the next idol because I had never heard of her before. Now I realize she might be the most qualified judge on the panel. Keep reading »

    Buying Obama: Crazy Products Bearing The Name Or Face Of America’s Next President

    Barack Obama will be sworn in as America’s forty-fourth president on Jan. 20, but ever since he began running for office, he’s been seen differently than other presidents and candidates. What’s so different about Obama? Well, he’s marketable. During the campaign, there were artsy Obama posters, T-shirts, and buttons. That was nothing. Now, there are more Obama-related products than we can handle. Keep reading »

    Popping Pills Instead Of Wrapping Up

    Here’s a story: Johnnie was so tired of using condoms because they were a buzz kill and felt unnatural to him. He was planning a weekend of debauchery and had heard of an alternative to wearing condoms called PrEP that would hopefully protect him from contracting HIV. He knew he could purchase the drug from a dealer at his favorite gay club. Once he decided on his plan, Johnnie only focused on the pleasure the weekend would surely bring. But he was taking a big risk by choosing PrEP over using condoms. Find out more after the jump… Keep reading »

    The Last Days Of Bush Jokes

    A few savvy businesses are trying to make the most of President Bush’s last days in office. Boom Boom Beauty Bar in New York City is offering a “Say Goodbye to Bush” special, with 40 percent off bikini waxing until inauguration day, and at least two other NYC spas are offering similar inauguration-week bikini waxing deals. The waxing industry will indeed miss all of the puns they were able to make out of the president’s name these last eight years. [Gothamist] Keep reading »

    How Helen Gurley Brown Got Booted From Cosmo

    A forthcoming biography of legendary Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown, Bad Girls Go Everywhere, will reveal how the “Queen of Cosmo” finally got the axe after 32 years. Despite being a target for at least a decade, as circulation slipped, in the end it was her comments about sexual harassment and AIDS that led to her being forced to step down. Her damning comments after the jump. Keep reading »

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