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Quickies!: White House Sex, Aretha’s Inaugural Hat, Unabomber Role Play

  • A lot has gone on behind the closed doors of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., including a few love affairs and sex scandals. Check out how our presidents’ secret love lives shaped our values regarding sex and relationships as a nation. Just a heads up, the article doesn’t mention James Buchanan’s suspected homosexuality. [Your Tango]
  • Fighting for someone that doesn’t want to be with you hurts and is futile. Instead, close that chapter on your life. [Dear Sugar]
  • Is becoming a porn queen acceptable for a former beauty queen? Yes, it is, especially for a former Miss USA who enjoys combining her two passions–sex and acting. [Shine]
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    Inauguration Day Missed Connections

    After the day’s festivities, which included dancing until the early morning hours, the president and first lady were probably too worn out to have sex last night, but that doesn’t mean other people didn’t have fun! While there weren’t as many Inauguration Day Craigslist missed connections in Washington, D.C., as there were on election night, there were enough to prove that Obama really does bring people together! Keep reading to see a selection… Keep reading »

    Say Goodbye To Bush In More Than One Way

    Americans aren’t the only ones happy to see former President George W. Bush move out of Washington. Veet, the stinky hair-removal product, has joined waxing salons in using the “Goodbye Bush” concept to their benefit. Lawn landscaping companies really should get in on the action before it’s too late. [AdFreak.com] Keep reading »

    Inaugural Memories Could Lead To Tattoo Regret

    Sometimes a chocolate bust, comic book, pint of beer or T-shirt just isn’t adequate. Therefore, some Obama supporters have taken to inking their skin to memorialize this moment in history. One Washington, D.C. parlor is even running a promotion for people in town for the inauguration. Fatty’s Custom Tattooz and Body Piercing has christened this week “Obamathon,” where customers can get a free “Obama ’08″ logo tattoo if they spend at least $200 on another tattoo. There have been multiple inquiries about Obama tattoos at Fatty’s and other Washington-area parlors, but, thankfully, only a few have gone through with it. Find out why I say “thankfully” after the jump. Keep reading »

    Making A Fresh Start In The New Year

    No matter how charmed (or challenging) life can be, the new year always seems to startle us into finding ways to make it better. Remember that trying to make too many changes at once may be so overwhelming that we quit before even getting started. But choosing one really important goal is doable, right? What is a must for you in 2009? Maybe you want to find a new love. Maybe your goal is a leaner, stronger body. Or, maybe your inner fashionista is calling for a new curly hairstyle, revamped wardrobe or makeup makeover. Whatever you choose, making it happen will take a little soul-bearing honesty and a lot of action. Here are a few ways we can all get started on our resolutions as we ring in the new year. And keep them. Keep reading »

    The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For: Michelle Obama’s Inauguration Night Gown

    President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama just made their first appearance of the night at the Neighborhood Ball. The President started off by saying, “First of all, how good lookin’ is my wife!” And Michelle does look lovely in a white full-length, one-shoulder gown by young American designer Jason Wu. Did Barack wear a white bow tie to match his wife’s dress? If so, how cute. Keep reading »

    Quickies!: D-Listers Invade Sundance, Facebook Causes Political Controversy, & A Political Courtship

  • The Sundance Film Festival used to be all artsy and stuff, but now it’s where D-listers go to show off their horrible fashion nonsense. [Dlisted]
  • Your boyfriend might possess all the qualities you look for in a BFF, but you really should have other friends. You know, for moments when you just want to vent about what annoying thing he did again. [Dear Sugar]
  • Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day is wearing a lanyard in one of the first photos from her Playboy shoot. Thank god she’s not posing with that damn dog again. [Mediatakeout]
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    Show Your O-Face For Obama

    If you didn’t make it to D.C. for any of the real inaugural balls, head to Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy in LA on Jan. 24 for Dr. Susan Block’s Eros Day “Orgy for Obama.” From the looks of the invite, the event is actually an orgy, rather than merely an Obama love-fest. And — bonus! — if you’re not in LA this Saturday, you can watch the orgy live online, just like the Inauguration! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

    Poll: What Color Dress Will Michelle Obama Wear On Inauguration Night?

    Michelle Obama is wearing a gold-infused yellow dress and coat set by Isabel Toledo for the Inauguration Day events, but what about Inauguration Night? Of course, we’re dying to know what designer she’s chosen, but we’re even more curious about the color of it after today’s surprising pale lemon (with green shoes). Keep reading »

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