Watching The Office simultaneously thrills and upsets my inner romantic, because I sort of think that Pam and Jim are way cuter than me and my fiance. Seriously. They are totally cuter than your relationship too, just face it. I mean, I know they are fiction, but nothing makes me more squealey than these two. Especially on Thursday’s episode, when Pam joked with Jim that she wouldn’t move in with him until they were engaged and Jim joked back that a proposal was coming. Only he’s not joking. ZOMG!!! [NBC: The Office] Keep reading »
Two Shots For Tequila
On April 22, Tila Tequila is getting a second shot at love…and by love we mean a reality TV game show. Even after she jilted her hot lesbian flame, firefighter Dani for macho meathead Bobby, MTV has agreed to give the bisexual body-shot lover another chance to drink and wive. OK, we get why Flava Flav and Bret Michaels have dating shows — they were both in popular ’80s bands and somehow manage to still have groupies. But Tila? Her claim to fame is having a lot of MySpace friends, which, let’s face it, takes more slutty pictures and free time than talent. Honestly, if that is what it takes to get your own TV show, maybe we should all start accepting those never ending friend requests from creepy old dudes and crappy bands. [MTV]
Frisky Chatter: Dish From The Frisky Forums
Hey, have you stopped by the Frisky Forums lately? You really should — say, this weekend, when you would normally be reading the newspaper or catching up on The Office. Our awesome community moderator Elle posted a really interesting topic about face reading and what your features say about you, while Aloepecia stopped by because she had a little, umm, slip-up in the bedroom. Plenty of you have had the switcheroo pulled too, it seems. And, on a lighter note, as the first season comes to a close, all of us are unapologetically addicted to The Real Housewives of New York City featuring housewives about as real as flying pigs. Keep reading »
Friday Quickies!
Paris Hilton’s Artful Nipple
PixlPorn.com is a site with nude celeb photos you can actually peruse while you’re at work. How is it possible, you ask, to view Paris Hilton’s nipple, Pamela Anderson’s vagina, and Colin Ferrell’s penis without getting bad looks from my boss? Well, the photos are of such low resolution that you actually can’t see much of anything. Clive Owen’s butt is just nine flesh-colored pixels. But maybe thinking about the fact that you’re staring at Clive’s backside will turn you on, even if you can’t recognize what it is. [PixlPorn.com] Keep reading »
Frisky Quote Of The Day: “Jenna” from 30 Rock
“It’s hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make up to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop and hiding alcohol in perfume bottles. That’s love.” — “Jenna” from 30 Rock Keep reading »
Your Child Is What You Eat
What you eat around the time you get pregnant could influence whether you have a boy or a girl, a study published in Proceedings B, a biological research journal, reported. And because diets have changed due to industrialization (Hamburgers! French fries! Sour Patch Kids!), diet could be a possible explanation for the falling proportion of male births. [Medical News Today] Keep reading »
No More Watching Gossip Girl Episodes At Work
The Gossip Girl folks are certainly working hard to get us all hot and bothered about the show’s upcoming episodes, but they’re also doing a really good job of annoying us. Not only did The CW move the show’s air day and time from Wednesdays at 9 p.m. EST to Mondays at 8 p.m. EST, but none of the new episodes will be available on CWTV.com. It looks like so many of us watch streaming episodes on The CW’s website that they’ve decided it would be better (read: generate more money) if they only allowed the purchase of episodes on iTunes. It looks like I’ll have to clear my calendar every Monday so I get home in time to hear those glorious words, “xoxo, Gossip Girl.” [Reuters] Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Yael Naim
This morning I had my iPod on random and it landed on a song that’s been in my iTunes for awhile, but I’d never listened to. Yael Naim, a new Israeli singer-songwriter getting a lot of buzz in the U.S., covering Britney Spears’ “Toxic”. It was so hot, I had to make her the Daily Hotness and give you all a link to download the song. [YaelWeb.com]
Yael Naim — “Toxic”
