Kim Davis’s Lawyers Made A Hilariously Bad Video About How Oppressed They Are

Robyn Pennacchia / September 11, 2015

Specifically by Obama and trans people, because of course. More »

Our Nation’s Cucumbers Are On A Murderous Rampage

Robyn Pennacchia / September 11, 2015

The cucumbers were quiet, kept to themselves mostly. More »

Ellen Pao Speaks Out About Dropping Her Discrimination Lawsuit

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 10, 2015

Ellen Pao, former partner at investment firm Kleiner Perkins and former interim CEO at Reddit, has written about her decision to drop her appeal in her discrimination case against Kleiner Perkins. Pao lost her original trial earlier this summer, and filed an appeal, but has opted instead to pay Kleiner Perkins’ court costs and moveMore »

Full Video Of Natasha McKenna’s Death Released, Officers Will Not Face Charges

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

On Tuesday, Fairfax County, Virginia chief prosecutor, Raymond F. Morrogh, announced that no charges would be brought against the six male sheriff’s deputies who repeatedly tased a mentally ill woman to death in February. Today, the full video of the incident that led to Natasha McKenna’s death was released. It is horrifying and heartbreaking, making… More »

Surprise: White Man Who Published As “Yi-Fen Chou” Stole The Name From A Real Person

Megan Reynolds / September 10, 2015

Micheal Derrick Hudson, the white male poet included in The Best American Poetry 2015 anthology for his poem “The Bees, the Flowers, Jesus, Ancient Tigers, Poseidon, Adam and Eve” under a pen name, Yi-Fen Chou, apparently stole the name from a high school classmate — an actual woman named Yi-Fen Chou, according to the New York Times. More »

Texas Cop Stands His Ground Against Server Who Didn’t Want Him Groping Her

Robyn Pennacchia / September 10, 2015

Officer Kenneth Lee Sheka may face disciplinary actions for his conduct. More »

Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, of Waco, Texas, apparently missed the memo. On Monday, she… More »

12 Songs GOPers Could Use In Their Campaigns Without Pissing Anyone Off

Robyn Pennacchia / September 10, 2015

Republicans keep getting sued for using songs without permission–here are some folks who might give it to them. More »

The Duggars’ Donation-Funded “Missionary Trips” Are Likely Just Extended Vacations

Robyn Pennacchia / September 10, 2015

Surprise! The Duggars are scamming fans for money! More »

Hey Reporter, Serena Williams Wants To Play Tennis And Not Answer Your Inane Questions, ‘K?

Megan Reynolds / September 10, 2015

“To be perfectly honest, I don’t want to be here.”… More »

Donald Trump On Carly Fiorina: “Would Anyone Vote For That Face?”

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas! More »

Michael Stipe Responds To Trump & Other Candidates’ Use Of REM’s Music: “Go Fuck Yourselves”

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Being able to recite the lyrics to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” should definitely be a requirement for anyone looking to use the song for their own wackadoo purposes… More »

20 Kim Davis Memes To Get You Through The News Cycle

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 10, 2015

If you’re furious, exhausted, and going a tiny bit insane because of the hypocrisy and injustice of the whole situation with Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, her four prior marriages, her religious pandering, and her hair, great news! The internet is here for you. Kim Davis memes have started circulating, because why wouldn’t they? More »

Russia Bans PornHub Because It’s Hurting Kids Or Something

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 9, 2015

Russia’s communications watchdog, Roskomnadzor, has banned PornHub and ten other web sites. The agency claims that it’s protecting children, and that the sites illegally distributed and produced pornography.
This is the same agency that claimed that Facebook’s gay pride emojis might be “gay propaganda” aimed at children. It doesn’t take much for RoskomnadzorMore »

Pot Will Get A One-Day 10 Percent Tax Break In Colorado Next Week

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 9, 2015

Hey, Coloradans! You can get discounted pot on September 16! Mark your calendars!
The way this is working out is sort of complicated: Apparently, in Colorado, if the state collects more taxes than projected, the state has to get permission from the voters to keep the extra money. Because the state collected more money thanMore »

Apple Unveils Phones, TV Update, Bigger iPad

Newser / September 9, 2015

Apple is unveiling its new toys in San Francisco today, including the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6S Plus, a bigger iPad, and an update to Apple TV:

Phones: The new models have faster processors, sharper cameras (12 megapixels), stronger frames, and a feature called 3D Touch, which allows easy access to frequent tasks by… More »

Josh Duggar Doesn’t Feel Too Bad About Cheating, Molesting Children

Robyn Pennacchia / September 9, 2015

Josh Duggar–probably a sociopath! More »

15 Deep Thoughts Had While Watching The Kim Davis Rally

Chloe Stillwell / September 9, 2015

Evangelicals give their kids glitter glue to make hate signs? More »

Just Look At This Asshole: Sad Ass Store Owner Sells “No Gays Allowed” Hats

Robyn Pennacchia / September 9, 2015

This guy needs to get a hobby. More »

Teen Girl Band Gives Epic Response To Judge Who Told Them To “Use The Sultry”

Robyn Pennacchia / September 9, 2015

The girls are my new heroes. … More »

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