Trump Supporter Calls For “Getting Rid” Of Muslims, The Donald Just Nods His Head

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2015

Color me utterly unsurprised that a supporter of Donald Trump — who made headlines as the chief celebrity birther — thinks President Obama is a Muslim, that Muslims are this country’s “biggest problem” and that the United States needs to “get rid of them.” And I am also not at all shocked that Trump did… More »

Kim Davis’ Husband Gives Speech, Remains Committed To This Whole Overalls Bit

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

Do you think his closet is just, like, all overalls? More »

NC Mayoral Candidate: “What’s Wrong With Eradicating Homosexuals? We Should Jail Them!”

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

What a charmer! More »

Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?

Megan Reynolds / September 17, 2015

We painted dicks. Obviously. More »

Lady Pulls Tampon Out Of Bible, Goes On Weird Anti-Gay Rant

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

What on earth even is this? More »

It’s Time To Cry: Watch Ahmed Mohamed Get Invited To Tour MIT

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 17, 2015

I love kids, but as a former teen who ran home from school to work on her “Star Trek: The Next Generation” fanfic novel, I have a special place in my heart for the sweet, nerdy ones. It does not matter how intelligent Ahmed Mohamed actually is, the unlawful interrogation and unjustified arrest he endured on Monday should not… More »

The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Robyn Pennacchia / September 17, 2015

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more horrible than the last. Unfortunately, it was real, and one of these vicious idiots is going to be an actual nominee for President of the… More »

Old Man Mistakes The Frisky For Friskies Cat Food, Requests Cat Postcards — Let’s Make His Dreams Come True!

Megan Reynolds / September 17, 2015

Please be a part of an actually heartwarming and genuine Good Deed. … More »

Cecil The Lion’s Hunter Arrested For Smuggling 29 Very Expensive Antelopes

Robyn Pennacchia / September 16, 2015

The 29 sable antelopes are valued at $384,000 each. … More »

Clock-Making Student Ahmed Mohamed Invited To The White House By POTUS Himself

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2015

Man, Ahmed Mohamed sure is having a wild week. On Monday, the Texas ninth grader was interrogated and then arrested for building an electronic clock from scratch that his dumbfuck teachers, the principal and the police decided resembled a bomb. A lot has happened since our post about this situation this morning, so I’ve put together… More »

It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2015

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around the library and under tables, taking big ol’ whiffs of lady toe jam and foot sweat. Juan is a registered sex offender, having been charged with… More »

Anti-Choicers Try To Play At Feminism, Fail Miserably

Robyn Pennacchia / September 16, 2015

Hey guys, did you hear? Feminism is totally cool now. Beyoncé is into it! Everyone wants a piece! And now even anti-choice women want to claim it for themselves — except, entirely unsurprisingly, they’re not so good at it! You know, because the idea of women being forced to bear children whether they want to… More »

On Matt Damon & Effie Brown: Who Is Responsible For Diversifying Hollywood?

Carol H. Hood / September 16, 2015

Women and people of color belong behind the camera as much as we do in front of it. More »

9th Grade Muslim Boy Arrested For Building A Clock That His Teacher Decided Might Be A Bomb

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2015

Meet Ahmed Mohamed, a ninth grader living in Irving, Texas. Ahmed loves playing around with electronics and on Monday, he managed to do something seriously cool: he built a clock from scratch! And he did it in just about 20 minutes. I don’t know about you, but I can barely figure out how to work… More »

Jim Bakker: Buy My $3500 Barrel Of Food So You Don’t Have To Eat Babies During The Apocalypse

Robyn Pennacchia / September 15, 2015

Ex-con and accused rapist Jim Bakker hopes you’ll buy his food barrels. … More »

Man Goes Full-Hog On Autumn And Attempts To Set A Pumpkin Boat World Record

Lauren Vinopal / September 15, 2015

Thanks to the great Guinness Book, there are a lot of weird food-related records we can all work towards breaking. There’s the most juice extracted from grapes by treading in one minute; the most expensive non-jeweled chocolate egg sold at auction; and the largest hot dog commercially available (I legitimately just realized I know this guy). But… More »

Some Astronomers And Philosophers Think We Need To Work On Our Communication With Aliens

Lauren Vinopal / September 15, 2015

Last week, a group for British astronomers and philosophers from the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute entered into a competition to figure out the best way to tell aliens what us Earthlings all about. The competition is organized by Breakthrough Initiatives, a project backed by the likes of Stephen Hawking and Seth MacFarlane seeking to accelerate the search for life outside… More »

Suspect In Girlfriend, Professor’s Murders Left Note: “I Am So Sorry”

Newser / September 15, 2015

The university instructor accused of killing his girlfriend and a colleague called police telling them he killed the woman at the home they shared in Mississippi, where investigators found a note of apology, police said today. Police in Gautier said they found a note reading: “I am so sorry I wish I could take it… More »

An Artist Is Selling A Menstrual Blood Portrait Of Donald Trump To Benefit Immigrant Rights

Megan Reynolds / September 15, 2015

Finally, a good use for the blood coming out of our wherevers. … More »

Woman Who Posed As Man To Trick Friend Found Guilty Of Sexual Assault

Robyn Pennacchia / September 15, 2015

Gayle Newland tricked her friend with a fake male Facebook profile and a prosthetic penis. … More »

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