PETA Thinks Selfie Monkey Has A Right To Some Royalties

Lauren Vinopal / September 23, 2015

On Tuesday, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) filed a federal lawsuit on behalf of a six-year-old macaque monkey named Naruto. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, that’s because he’s gone by Selfie Monkey since 2011, when he famously snapped his own face in a picture that has been repurposed countless time. More »

#MasculinitySoFragile And Its Discontents Prove The Point That Yes, Virginia, Masculinity Is A Delicate Flower

Megan Reynolds / September 23, 2015

The fragility of the male ego and the perceived threats to contemporary masculinity are not news to anyone who has had to deal with men in everyday life. When a man responds angrily, either in person or on a public platform, because you politely rejected his advances or contradicted his opinion or dared to deny his entitlement to supremacy, that… More »

Jeb! Bush Embraces Cultural Fascism, Warns Of “Creeping Multiculturalism”

Robyn Pennacchia / September 23, 2015

Is that like “creeping Sharia?”… More »

White Jogger Screams About “White Privilege” To White Stroller-Pusher In Downtown Brooklyn

Megan Reynolds / September 23, 2015

We can say with great certainty that this is one of the best things you’ll see today. … More »

Pharma-bro Martin Shkreli Is A Multi-Faceted Jerk, Also Enjoys Harassing People!

Robyn Pennacchia / September 22, 2015

Police report reveals Martin Shkreli harassed the family of an ex-coworker. … More »

Marco Rubio Shares His Bizarre Planned Parenthood Conspiracy Theory

Robyn Pennacchia / September 22, 2015

He thinks Planned Parenthood pushes women to have abortions in order to rake in the sweet fetal tissue donation profits. More »

Snoop Dogg Enters The Lifestyle Game With Merry Jane, A Site For Weed Enthusiasts

Megan Reynolds / September 22, 2015

We’re surprised it took this long. … More »

Now All Your Makeup Has To Pass The “Selfie Test”

Megan Reynolds / September 22, 2015

This is either the beginning of the end or a good thing, your call. … More »

Celeb Finance Firm Said Rihanna Is Hot Because She “Isn’t Too Dark”

Megan Reynolds / September 22, 2015

Isn’t it rad when the people you trust with your money are actually sexist, racist dickbags, too?! More »

9 Reasons Why Americans Pay So Much More For Healthcare

Robyn Pennacchia / September 22, 2015

Martin Shkreli can charge Americans $750 a pill — but he can’t do that in other countries. More »

Watch Stephen Colbert Debate Ted Cruz On Gay Marriage

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 22, 2015

Plus, January Jones discards another boyfriend and Amy Schumer clarifies her BFF-ship with Jennifer Lawrence. More »

Straight Guys Make Out To Spite Kim Davis As She Continues To Not Do Her Job

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 22, 2015

Homophobe, jailbird, and Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis returned to work last week and in a move that should shock zero people is still refusing to do her job. Despite the orders she was given by Judge David Bunning to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Davis instead confiscated all theMore »

These Misogynistic Asheville Coffee Shop Owners Will Probably Never Get Laid Again

Robyn Pennacchia / September 21, 2015

Jared Rutledge and Jacob Owens secretly ran a misogynistic podcast, blog and Twitter account detailing their pick-up tactics and sex life. More »

New Jail Security Policy Tells Attorneys To Take Off Their Bras Before Visiting Clients In Custody

Lauren Vinopal / September 21, 2015

As satisfying as taking your bra off can be, being ordered to do so can have the opposite, enraging effect. Being told to take off your bra in the workplace seems like it should be definite sexual harassment, but in the Cumberland County Jail in Portland, Maine, it’s just a matter of security. It’s also a matter of breasts, nipples and… More »

Just Look At This Asshole: Hedge Fund Douchebro Buys AIDS Drug Patent, Raises Price From $13.30 To $750

Robyn Pennacchia / September 21, 2015

In Canada, the drug only costs $1.73! More »

Oh Jesus, A Danish Man Stored Pieces Of Female Genitalia In His Freezer, According To Police

Megan Reynolds / September 21, 2015

What is wrong with people. More »

The Soapbox: Would You Rather Not Mock Survivors, Tina Fey?

Katie Klabusich / September 21, 2015

Tina Fey asked Mindy Kaling “Would you rather sleep with Donald Trump or Bill Cosby?”… More »

Boy Discovers The Best Use For Bagpipes: Shutting Down Hate-Preachers

Lauren Vinopal / September 21, 2015

Americans are no strangers to hateful preachers, but when it comes to finding a solution for how to deal with them, it seems we should look abroad. Specifically, to Scotland, where a 14-year-old boy took one down in the best way possible: by blowing on his bagpipes.
Captured by YouTuber lachieblair, the video features a man rambling about… More »

Ben Carson Is Clearly Very Confused About The Constitution

Robyn Pennacchia / September 21, 2015

Ben Carson thinks the Muslim faith conflicts with the constitution, which explicitly bars religious tests for office. More »

Court Rules ‘Borgata Babes’ In Atlantic City Allowed To Fire Waitresses If They Gain Weight

Katrin Higher / September 20, 2015

Atlantic City casino ‘Borgata Babes’ was embroiled in a lawsuit over firing waitresses who had not met their standards after employment.
The New Jersey appeals court says the Borgata casino’s personal appearance standards are lawful since it states its conditions during their hiring process. Yes, it’s still horribly sexist and objectifying, but under the law,… More »

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