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Donald Trump Gave Princess Diana The Creeps, Kept Trying To Romance Her

Robyn Pennacchia / August 17, 2015

Donald Trump isn’t just an ass, he is also a creepy stalker! More »


Huckabee Hearts Forcing 10-Year-Olds To Have Their Rapists’ Babies

Robyn Pennacchia / August 17, 2015

Mike Huckabee says he would absolutely force a 10-year-old rape victim to go through with a pregnancy. More »


Murders Of Three More Black Trans Women Come To Light

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 17, 2015

Elisha Walker, Kandis Capri, and Ashton O’Hara bring the number of trans women murdered in 2015 to sixteen. More »


Man Brings Boa Constrictor Into Restaurant, Claims It Is His ‘Service Animal’

Katrin Higher / August 16, 2015

Some diners freaked when a Missouri man walked into a restaurant with a boa constrictor snake around his neck.
Per the ADA, the only service animals allowed are actually dogs, but this dude didn’t think that was the case, claiming that his boa “helps with my depression.”
One of the restaurant patrons, Lisa Loeffelholz, made… More »


Julian Bond, Former NAACP Chairman And Civil Rights Leader Dies At Age 75

Katrin Higher / August 16, 2015

Julian Bond, former chairman of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and an important figure in the civil rights movement since the 1960s, died on Saturday night.
Bond was also an elquent writer, poet, television commentator, lecturer, and college teacher. He also fiercely opposed the Vietnam War in the 1970s, becoming a… More »


Bear Sticks Head Through Cat Door, Is Derpy As Hell

Katrin Higher / August 16, 2015

Doug Harder of Sandpoint, Idaho can’t bear it anymore! (I am so sorry.)
The condo owner has had a bear problem since May, and in the latest attempted break-in the bears have tried to come through the darn cat doors.
You guys:
Obviously the bear was too big to get through the cat… More »


Scientists Want To Transplant Genetically Modified Pig Organs Into Us

Katrin Higher / August 15, 2015

New experiments in “Xenotransplantation” involve keeping organs from animals alive inside of other animals.
In the most recent case, scientists managed to keep a genetically modified pig heart alive inside a baboon for 945 days before it gave out. In addition, transplant experts at the University of Pittsburg say they kept a baboon alive with… More »


American Hostage Kayla Mueller Was Raped By Islamic State Leader While In Captivity

Katrin Higher / August 15, 2015

American hostage Kayla Mueller was repeatedly raped by ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, U.S. intelligence officials told her family in June. The family has just come forward to tell the world about their late daughter’s tragic final days.
Mueller was taken hostage with her boyfriend, Omar Alkhani, in August 2013 after leaving a Doctors Without… More »


War On Christmas: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is ON IT, And It’s Only August

Robyn Pennacchia / August 14, 2015

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is sad because some think a year round nativity scene is a little inappropriate. … More »


Cat Not Dead

Robyn Pennacchia / August 14, 2015

Meet Corduroy! He’s 26, and still alive, and because of that, the Guinness Book of World Records has deemed him the OLDEST LIVING CAT. Oh, the stories he could probably tell, if only he could speak!
I don’t know what else to say about this really, other than that he looks pretty good for being… More »


Oh No, I Think I Have A Crush On Heather Wilhelm

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 14, 2015

How much can you disagree with someone and still respect them? More »


Mysterious Countdown Website To Maybe Reveal Clue To Buried Treasure

Robyn Pennacchia / August 14, 2015

Buried treasure! For real! More »


The Soapbox: Chicago Needs A Hurricane Katrina, Says Completely Tone Deaf Trib Op-Ed

Robyn Pennacchia / August 14, 2015

What kind of person would say they were envious of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina? More »


Parents Sue After Doctors Decide Their Child Is A Girl

Newser / August 13, 2015

Pam and Mark Crawford of Greenville, SC, adopted MC when he was just 20 months old and then considered female. Born with “true hermaphroditism” or both male and female anatomy—including a penis, vagina, testicle, and ovarian tissue—doctors had performed surgery to remove MC’s male anatomy two months before the Crawfords took him home. The surgery… More »


Apparently This Is Gay-Bashing Week

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 13, 2015

A Swedish bishop and the Klan walk into a bar, then they start saying gays should be killed. More »


Tinder’s Public Meltdown Gets The Taiwanese Animated News Treatment It Deserves

Megan Reynolds / August 13, 2015

It’s truly the work of a mad genius. … More »


Appeals Court Declares Negligence In School’s “Rape Bait” Scheme

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 13, 2015

It’s taken five years, but a girl who was used as “rape bait” by her middle school is a little closer to justice. More »


Hypocrite Ben Carson Has Performed Research Using Aborted Fetal Tissue

Robyn Pennacchia / August 13, 2015

Ben Carson, it turns out, TOTALLY LOVES using aborted fetal tissue in research. … More »


BiC Continues To Be Weirdly Sexist For A Pen Company

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 13, 2015

They want you to be pretty much everything but a woman. #HappyWomensDay! More »


Let’s Break Down “#Cuckservative,” The New Right-Wing Slur

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 13, 2015

Far-right Twitter users are advocating for conservative groupthink. More »


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