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Quickies!: The Only Thing Allowed To Pump In Court Is The Gavel

  • An Oklahoma judge was disbarred for using a penis pump in court. [CBS News]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s imaginary coming out convo. [Holy Taco]
  • It looks like Brit-Brit stole Tyra’s body for her album cover. Photoshop is one helluva drug. [Mediatakeout]
  • Amy Winehouse’s third album may not happen. Uh, big surprise. [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • Poor thing. Suri Cruise spends her lonely days with nannies and maids. [Popbytes]
  • Leighton Meester has impeccable style on and off camera. [College Candy]
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    TV Is Coming Out Like Clay Aiken

    Network TV has got almost as many gay characters as Marc Jacobs’ Rolodex. Just last year, there were only seven homosexuals and bisexuals on the boob tube, but this year that number has more than doubled to 16. GLAAD is certainly happy to announce the awesome news and even single out an old foe. The sharp increase is thanks, in part, to Fox, who not only finally put one gay character on a series, they put a whopping FIVE! Still, all this good news comes with a new glass ceiling. While gay men seem to be making head way (no pun intended), there are no lesbian characters on the major networks — just bisexual women. One small step for man, but when is there going to be a jump for womankind? Sigh…will someone please cast Portia Di Rossi to play gay already?! [USA Today via Fark] Keep reading »

    Essence Magazine: Voluptuous And Lovin’ It Issue

    I was very skeptical when I heard about Essence’s special “Voluptuous Issue” this morning. I thought maybe it would be a gimmick like Vogue Italia’s “Black Issue”. And I didn’t see a need for a special issue celebrating full-figured women because Essence seems to do just that on a consistent basis. One of the reasons I’m not a big fan of this lady mag is because each month they have a section on how to wear a certain outfit in any size. The problem is the first size is an eight. I’m no where near that size, so I felt excluded each time I picked up the magazine. I also, for the life of me, couldn’t figure out why a magazine would celebrate a lifestyle that could lead to health problems. According to the Obesity Society, black women and men have the highest prevalence of obesity than any other race or ethnicity. But after reading the magazine, I had a greater understanding of the thinking behind this issue. Keep reading »

    Sexism Still Pays Off For Men

    Growing up, my mom and dad shared the responsibility of bringing home the bacon…well, the proverbial bacon — we’re Jewish. Anyway, my mom was a realtor and good at her job, but I’ll never forget her main competitor. His wife didn’t work and he was a jerk, the kind of guy who used too much hair grease and put his cheesy head shot up at bus stops. While my mother kept me in enriching after school programs, this other slick Realtor dude would scam his clients for sympathy by dragging his son around to meetings. One particular prospective female client even told my mother she was going to go with this guy because he was really his family’s breadwinner. Puke — that’s some serious girl-on-girl crime! I was always proud of my mama for Mary Tyler Moore-ing it up in the face of sexist foolishness, but apparently this chauvinist realtor isn’t the only man who has cashed in on close-mindedness.

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    The Daily Squeeze: Breast Milk At Ben & Jerry’s, Grandma Smells, And Bad Dreams

  • This sounds too crazy to possibly be true. PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s, urging them to substitute human breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in their products. A spokesperson for Ben & Jerry’s responded: “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.” Why is everyone so obsessed with breast milk these days? [WPTZ.com]
  • As we age, we develop that “Grandma” smell. Now there’s a perfume to mask that scent, so you’ll smell eight years younger. [The Guardian, U.K.]
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    Free Sarah Palin! CNN’s Campbell Brown Grows A Pair On Behalf Of The Media

    CNN’s Campbell Brown totally tore the McCain camp a new you-know-what for banning reporters from questioning Sarah Palin while she was in New York yesterday meeting with world leaders at the United Nations. Don’t have the patience to watch the vid? Transcript after the jump… Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Dita Von Teese Shares Her Bras

  • Dita Von Teese launched her lingerie line for Wonderbra today in London. That’s her swinging on a giant bra. [The Press Association]
  • This “Spit or Swallow” viral video is misleading. [Daily Bedpost]
  • Kanye West has teamed with Comedy Central for a show described as “hip-hop meets the Muppets.” [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Chris Noth played my favorite guy on “Sex and the City,” but he’s so much more than Mr. Big. [Glam]
  • Can being a single, sexually uninhibited woman lead you to be emotionally detached permanently? [College Candy]
  • “Earth Friend Gen” is taking nudity to the streets of Oregon. [Asylum]
  • Do you know what a wingskank is? If not, feel lucky that you don’t need one. [Candy Kirby]
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    Scar-less Surgery Is The New Black

    If you ever need an organ like the gallbladder or appendix removed, the surgeon may ask you to pick an orifice for the removal. Recently, several dozen Americans have undergone experimental operations that don’t cut the skin open. Instead, surgeons enter the patient through a “natural orifice,” like the mouth or vagina. Minimally invasive surgeries made big incisions unnecessary and these procedures could take minimally invasive surgeries to a new level by not requiring an external incision at all. And the procedures seem to cause less pain and speed recovery. Keep reading »

    Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of September 23rd 2008

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    • Kings of Leon Only By Night
      The Southern boys head south, if you know what we mean, for their fourth record. Tracks like “Sex on Fire” and “Crawl” have the band of brothers that made it big as teens talking dirty. Seems like since their “California Waiting” days, their addictions have moved from booze and drugs to women. With the seductively slick guitar work and a beat that feels like heavy breathing, the Kings of Leon have given us another record to scream about.
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    Gossip Girl: The Only Thing That Can Take Out A Queen B Is A Queen S

    Josh Schwartz is certainly turning up the heat. The media has been buzzing about the first three episodes of this season’s “Gossip Girl” as the best, but episode four had my best friend and I squealing from shock and awe.

    First things first, OMFG Lord Marcus is banging his step mom Lady Catherine? Ew. Seriously, my jaw hit the coffee table — an awesome twist that I never saw coming. And Vanessa, you sly little bitch, intending to catch Nate and Catherine doing the dirty-dirty, but catching that shocker instead…good thing you thought to snap that photo. Keep reading »

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