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Quickies!: “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Reunite For More Catfighting

  • Amelia will liveblog “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion special tonight. Yay! We get one more hour with these divas. [The Frisky]
  • Now that Madonna and A-Rod can go public with their relationship, his disinterest in Kabbalah may put a halt to the romance. [MSNBC]
  • Finally, photos of Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson in the throws of passion…Well not really. They’re just having a boring makeout session. [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]
  • The reason behind one of the worst Hollywood baby names–Bronx Mowgli Wentz–is rather weak. I guess if Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had bonded over Through the Looking Glass, then their son’s name could be Jabberwocky. [Perez Hilton]
  • Therapists say five out of 10 newlyweds get the blues after their wedding day and seek professional help. [Dear Sugar]
  • As a child of divorce, I know the holidays can be really stressful for children in blended families. These ex-etiquette tips will make sure your children come first, even when you want to wring their father’s neck. [Shine]
  • You’ve got five nights to party this weekend, so you should don an outfit, like this one, that accentuates your curves at least one of those nights. [College Candy]
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    The Hills: LC And Justin Bobby? No Way, Jose!

    Despite my sometimes strong aversion to “The Hills,” my DVR was totally set for last night’s showdown. Poor Audrina, hasn’t she had enough trouble with “bad boy” Justin Bobby? Now she hears that her best friend hooked up with him? But would Lauren ever touch someone she hates that much? Hmmm. This was going to be a dramafest.
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    Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of November 25th 2008

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    • Guns N’ Roses Chinese Democracy
      Axl Rose’s anthemic rock voice still makes my panties wetter than the November rain. Chinese Democracy, inflated by all the hype and a very, very long wait, surprisingly lives up to its promise — even with the all new band line-up. “Better” has some of the sickest guitar squeals and “IRS” crunches the classic GNR sound. So, “This I Love” makes me think Axl wants to sing on Broadway, and his mid-life crisis frat bro meets Rasta look isn’t sexy, but the music is still solid gold. This is not an album GNR could have made in the ’80s when they were kids. It’s a bold, fresh, marvelous record that’ll bury Axl’s eccentricities and lift him up like the awesome rock star he truly is, even after all these years. Thanks for the free Dr. Pepper…and my new jams!
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    Sleeping Around Is Good For Bloggers

    Egads! Jessica “Washingtonienne” Cutler, the former congressional staffer who blogged about her DC sex-for-money frolics with various political appointees, is engaged. Now 30, Cutler plans to marry Manhattan lawyer Charles Rubio. (He looks, um, nice?) Since Wonkette‘s Ana Marie Cox exposed the identity of the once anonymous sex blogger, Cutler wrote a book, got sued by an ex-lover, declared bankruptcy, and is having her torrid tale turned into an HBO series by none other than Sarah Jessica Parker. (“Sex and the City” meets “The West Wing”?) So how did the lovebirds, who plan to wed next month in a city hall ceremony, meet? “Randomly in a bar,” she reveals. “I was so wasted,” she adds. “I wish I had a more romantic story to tell you!” Us, too, Jessica. Us, too. [Gawker] Keep reading »

    The 15 Most Shocking Moments Of 2008

    2008 is almost history, and it definitely made some. We saw plenty of highs — the election of the first African-American President — and lows — the stock market dip — but as we look back at a year of extremes, our jaw still drops at these unbelievably shocking moments…

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    The Daily Squeeze: Daniel Radcliffe’s Member, Matthew Williamson For H&M, And Giant Rats

  • Daniel Radcliffe experiences shrinkage while performing naked in Equus. He says he doesn’t fear getting an erection, he wishes he would get one, because then, he’d appear a little larger on stage. Watch that video, or this one, or this one. Gosh, I think I have a crush on him. [Bravo]
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    Quickies!: A New Name For Hot Guys With Beards

  • A field guide to the metrognome. [Jezebel]
  • Wendy Whitaker was deemed a sex offender 10 years ago for giving her 16-year-old boyfriend a blow job when she was 17. Now, she and her husband are being evicted from their home because it’s near a school. [College Candy]
  • A list of the seven most annoying people at Thanksgiving dinner. [Holy Taco]
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    We See Chick Flicks: Twilight

    The minute my cousin and I realized we both read “Twilight”, we knew we had to make a date to see the movie…a very well planned date so we could get tickets before they sold out. I might be the only person on the planet that thought this, but I couldn’t really envision Robert Pattison as Edward Cullen. He just seemed too scrawny to me. But he proved me wrong! He looked so sexy on screen and had the perfect build to play Edward. I’m sure most of the girls in the theater experienced their first pitter pat down there when he was onscreen. But Pattison wasn’t the only eye candy to be had during “Twilight.” I liked Emmett Cullen’s (Kellan Lutz) hip hop, jock swagger. And Jacob Black’s (Taylor Lautner) boyish looks were dreamy. Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Psychics, “Twilight,” And Nude Cell Phone Pics

  • In these unpredictable times, psychics and astrologers say business is going well for them. And speaking of astrologers, read what our Kiki T thinks Barack Obama’s sex life is like. [NY Times]
  • Britney Spears is playing a not-so-secret-anymore show in London this weekend. We are soooooo jealous of all you British ladies. [Marie Claire, U.K.]
  • “Twilight”‘s opening night was bigger than the latest “Indiana Jones” and bigger than the biggest Bond movie. One-fifth of its estimated $35-million Friday gross came from midnight screenings. [E Online]
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