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If you thought the Boobquake was a stupid activist statement, hold onto your panties! No, seriously, hold onto your panties: Axe Body Spray is hosting the “Axe Undie Run Challenge” at 10 colleges around the country to see who can donate the most clothes to local homeless charities … and also, to get… READ MORE »


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Men seeking employment from the police force in Papua, Indonesia, are asked whether they’ve enlarged their penises. I think that’s an invasion of privacy, but there’s a cultural reason why applicants are asked about the size of their sex organ. Papuans have been known to wrap the penis in leaves from a plant that is… READ MORE »


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I was 17 years old and sitting in a dimly lit, poorly ventilated doctor’s office next to an incredibly nervous mother. I never imagined that the following six simple words would change my life forever: “You have spots on your brain.”

Excuse me? What does that even mean? I thought.

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Spotted in McCarren Park in Brooklyn — do you think this tree’s boyfriend likes the feel of her piercing against his trunk when they bump barks? [NewYorkSh**ty.com] … READ MORE »


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Former First Lady Laura Bush is not known for saying anything too controversial or even interesting. But holy moly, does her forthcoming memoir, Spoken From The Heart, sound like a juicy read! According to The New York Times, Laura Bush will finally open up about the incident when she killed a high school friend in… READ MORE »


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So, Dr. Morepen’s Exygra “virility tables” will give you a big … rooster? [Copyranter] … READ MORE »


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I would really like to hire this guy to play an April Fool’s joke on my dad. Can you imagine the look on his face if he saw this dude — who’s got a tattoo advertising his cunnilingus skills above his lip — out with his daughter. Ha! On second thought, my dad has a… READ MORE »


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Westboro Baptist Church, the Kansas-based church famous for their “God Hates Fags” demonstrations outside the funerals for dead soldiers, has announced it will picket lesbian student Constance McMillen’s graduation. McMillen made headlines earlier this year when she fought Itawamba Agricultural High School’s ban against same-sex couples at prom. A judge ruled McMillen’s rights had been… READ MORE »


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The Oklahoma Legislature voted today to override two vetoes on bills restricting abortion, which Governor Brad Henry had vetoed last week. One bill requires a doctor to show a woman who wants an abortion an ultrasound and describe the development of the fetus, with no exception for rape and incest victims. The second bill… READ MORE »


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We all know that Hugh Hefner is an American hero, but now he’s gone even further by single-handedly (kinda) saving the Hollywood sign! The land around the sign is known as Cahuenga Park and was originally owned by Howard Hughes who wanted to build a house for Ginger Rogers there. Then he sold it to… READ MORE »


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The staff at a wildlife hospital in the United Kingdom have no idea how this 8-week-old baby badger lost his outer ear, but they expect him to make a full recovery because there’s no damage to the inside. It seems Vincent Van Gogh, as they’ve aptly named the badger with one ear, had some hard-knocks… READ MORE »


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You have to hand it to the American Life League (an anti-abortion organization) for coming up with a clever way to draw attention to their cause: they thought up the dumbest name for an iPhone app, ever. The “Yo, Where’s The Shirt?” app is part of the group’s second annual Photo Scavenger Hunt. Smart phone-wielding… READ MORE »