Here’s What Will Happen If Republicans Block A Replacement For Scalia

Robyn Pennacchia | February 13, 2016 - 7:21 pm

It will actually work in our favor for now–BUT WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUR ASSES OUT AND VOTE. More »

Conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Is Confirmed Dead At 79, Left Rejoices

Katrin Higher | February 13, 2016 - 6:34 pm

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has been pronounced dead in Texas while on a hunting trip on Saturday according to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott.

Wildly unpopular among the liberal left, and to anyone who believes in gay rights, women’s rights and well, human rights in general, Scalia’s death hasn’t been mourned too much… More »

For The Love Of God Do Not Set Your iPhone Clock Back To 1970

Katrin Higher | February 13, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Here is a cautionary tale for our time.

Apple has always bragged about their “no viruses” reputation, however, if you are dumb and decide to do this hack, you will definitely get one.

In this case if you set your baby — I mean iPhone clock back to January 1, 1970,… More »

Five-Year-Old Girl Analyzes Her Breakup Better Than All Of Us

Katrin Higher | February 13, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Ah, breakups are in the air!

But I guarantee you aren’t as good at contemplating your situation as well as five-year-old Quinn, who was caught on camera recently wringing her hands over her most recent relationship on her way home from preschool.

Quinn explains that a really nice guy likes her,… More »

This Is What It Looks Like When You Sneeze Without Covering Your Mouth

Megan Reynolds | February 13, 2016 - 9:30 am

Oh my god, please cover your mouth when you sneeze, this is horrible. More »

Ohio Cop Celebrates Suicide Of Black Lives Matter Activist, Is Placed On Paid Leave

Robyn Pennacchia | February 12, 2016 - 6:00 pm

An Ohio police officer is in hot water after an ill-advised Facebook comment he allegedly posted this week. Lee Cyr allegedly wrote “Love a happy ending” in the comments section of an Ohio Politics post about a Black Lives Matter activist committing suicide, though the comment has apparently since been deleted. The police department has… More »

Ted Cruz Thinks He’s Too Good To Have A Porn Actress In His Ad

Robyn Pennacchia | February 12, 2016 - 5:30 pm

Not very Christlike, Ted. More »

Hero Woman Protests Business Meeting By Spraying Breast Milk

Megan Reynolds | February 12, 2016 - 4:00 pm

An unnamed Ukranian businesswoman trapped in a 14-hour meeting expressed her displeasure with the proceedings by whipping out a tit and spraying breast milk into the crowd of besuited men. This! This. This is how it’s done. More »

Darling Texas A&M Students Greet Black High Schoolers With Racial Slurs, Confederate Earrings

Robyn Pennacchia | February 12, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Students reportedly shouted “Go back where you came from!” to the high schoolers. More »

Relax To The Peaceful Sounds Of Two Black Holes Colliding

Bronwyn Isaac | February 12, 2016 - 1:30 pm

This is the first time in history that gravitational waves have been observed, marking an exciting fulfillment of one of Einstein’s predictions made over 100 years ago. More »

Need Sexy Underwear This Weekend? Uber’s Got Your Back…Side

College Candy | February 12, 2016 - 12:30 pm

Uber is ready to deliver you some sexy lingerie for all your emergency Valentine’s Day needs. More »

Why Was Henry Kissinger So Bad? Watch This Documentary To Find Out

Robyn Pennacchia | February 12, 2016 - 11:01 am

Get a quick lesson on why Kissinger is a war criminal in “The Trial of Henry Kissinger” More »

You May Be Able To Get A Tattoo At Whole Foods Soon, Like A True Rebel

Robyn Pennacchia | February 12, 2016 - 10:00 am

Whole Foods doesn’t just want to be the place where you buy your ornamental kale and luxury asparagus water. They want to cater to all of your needs–you know, as a hip and happening millennial.

Thus, they are instituting a program at their new chain of 365 stores called “Friends of 365“–in which they partner with “independent… More »

A 12-Year-Old Girl Is Living With An Actual Ant Colony In Her Head

Bronwyn Isaac | February 12, 2016 - 9:30 am

In attempts at finding a cure, Darji’s family has even gone to Witch doctors, with equally unsuccessful results. She is currently under surveillance at an Ahmedabad medical unit. More »

Vatican: Bishops Need Not Report Clerical Child Abuse to Cops

Newser | February 11, 2016 - 6:00 pm

Catholic bishops who suspect clerical child abuse need not report it to police. More »

Stop The Madness: US Congressman Vapes During A Hearing On Vaping

Jenni Miller | February 11, 2016 - 4:20 pm

If you were already feeling bad about the current political landscape, you should just stop reading now. Congressman Duncan Hunter has a short list of things he cares about, and right at the very top is your right to puff on your e-cigarette wherever you damn well choose. Hunter was in a Transport Committee hearing… More »

Outlander Blesses Us With A Sexy Trailer And A Return Date!

Jenni Miller | February 11, 2016 - 3:00 pm

This is not a drill, people. The trailer for the second season of your favorite bodice-ripping, time-traveling, historical romance is here, and it is a doozy.

Claire (Caitriona Balfe) and Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan) have taken up residence in France in the hopes of thwarting the Jacobite rebellion, which Claire knows is a… More »

University Of Tennessee Football Player Assaulted By Teammates After Helping A Rape Victim

College Candy | February 11, 2016 - 12:15 pm

University of Tennessee football player Drae Bowles was allegedly assaulted by his fellow teammates after helping a woman who claimed she was raped by former players A.J. Johnson and Mike Williams, according to a federal lawsuit filed Tuesday in Nashville.

According to court documents, Bowles took the woman to a hospital the night of the rape… More »

Cleveland Filed A $500 Claim Against Tamir Rice’s Parents For EMS Bills, Because That’s How Our Crap System Works

Robyn Pennacchia | February 11, 2016 - 11:45 am

This is how things work in America. More »

Jared Padalecki, Milo Ventimiglia, And Matt Czuchry Confirmed For Gilmore Girls

Jenni Miller | February 11, 2016 - 11:00 am

Good news for Gilmore Girls fans who like to argue over which of Rory Gilmore’s boyfriends was the worst! Jared Padalecki, Milo Ventimiglia, and Matt Czuchry will be reprising their roles as Dean, Jess, and Logan in the four-episode series revival. Whether or not they’ll cross paths is up for speculation, but Rory (Alexis Bledel)… More »

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