When This Lady Kicked Her Abusive Husband Out, That Asshole Just Moved Into The Front Yard

When This Lady Kicked Her Abusive Husband Out, That Asshole Just Moved Into The Front Yard
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Lauren Vinopal / October 8, 2015

Men are dogs. … More »

Drunk Man Calls 911 During Hurricane Because Girlfriend Wouldn’t “Give Him Any Ass”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Patrick Doggett, a 53-year-old man from Spartanburg, South Carolina, called 911 on Tuesday because his girlfriend “would not give him any ass.”
As Hurricane Joaquin was causing dams to breach in the state, Doggett, truly a keen observer of human suffering, identified the real emergency going on. OK, to be fair,More »

Idaho Teen Threatened Mass Shooting Because Cheerleaders Wouldn’t Send Him Nudes

Robyn Pennacchia / October 8, 2015

At least he was stopped! More »

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity has been protected, cried out as the verdict was read and had to be escorted out of the courtroom, while Maiorino — who admits to having what… More »

Rupert Murdoch Is Totes Sorry He Said Obama Wasn’t A “Real” Black President

Robyn Pennacchia / October 8, 2015

He’s shocked anyone took offense! More »

Julie Bindel And Milo Yiannopoulos Both Banned From Free Speech Debate

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Second-wave feminist Julie Bindel and gay conservative men’s rights advocate Milo Yiannopoulos were both banned from speaking at the University of Manchester in a debate titled, “From liberation to censorship: Does modern feminism have a problem with free speech?” And no, the irony of banning people from a free speech debate isn’t lostMore »

“Said To Lady Journos” Highlights The Really Chill Sexism In Media

Megan Reynolds / October 7, 2015

I figured you were too pretty to be a print journalist.”More »

Michigan Woman Opens Fire On Shoplifters At Home Depot, Because That’s Appropriate

Robyn Pennacchia / October 7, 2015

Is this supposed to be responsible gun ownership? Because no thank you! More »

Bobby Jindal: Abortion, Single Mothers and Pop Culture To Blame For Oregon Shooting

Robyn Pennacchia / October 7, 2015

Bobby Jindal, a garbage person who thinks he’s running for President, decided to do some bloggin’ about the Oregon shooting over on his campaign website. Cute!
In this post, titled “We fill Our Culture With Garbage, And We Reap The Result,” Jindal blames pretty much all of the things besides easy access to guns (which kill… More »

Watch Westboro Baptist Get Run Right Out Of Town By Some Teenagers

Robyn Pennacchia / October 7, 2015

The kids are all right. … More »

Women Could Be Recruited For Combat Positions Soon

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 7, 2015

Defense Secretary Ash Carter told American troops in Sicily that he’s just about ready to open up all military positions to women, saying:
“You have to recruit from the American population. Half the American population is female. So I’d be crazy not to be, so to speak, fishing in that pond for qualified service members.”More »

Kim Davis Offered $500K To Star In Interracial Lesbian Porn Scene

If things just don’t work out at the Kentucky clerk’s office, where she is currently barred from interfering with the issuing of same-sex marriage licenses, noted bigot Kim Davis has another job opportunity to consider: the pervy pornographers at the Dogfart Network have offered her $500K to star in an interracial lesbian scene. Here i… More »

Concerned Mom Mad Son’s History Book Doesn’t Show Bright Side Of Crusades

Robyn Pennacchia / October 6, 2015

She may have gotten her Monty Python movies mixed up? More »

World Almost Definitely Ending Tomorrow, Promises Random Internet Cult

Robyn Pennacchia / October 6, 2015

Oh hey! Remember like, last week or something when the world was supposed to end or something because of the Blood Moon? But then — you know, as far as we know — it did not?
Well, according to the eBible Fellowship — which says it’s not a church per se, but some kind of… More »

Woman Charged With “Malicious Communication” For #KillAllWhiteMen Tweet

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 6, 2015

Bahar Mustafa, a welfare and diversity officer at Goldsmiths University in London, has been charged by police with sending a communication conveying a threatening message and, separately, with sending a grossly offensive message via a public communication network for using the hashtag #killallwhitemen on her personal Twitter account. No, no one’s joking, here. More »

Trans Woman Bombed In Northern Ireland

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 6, 2015

A transgender woman in Northern Ireland was the target of a bombing because of her gender identity. Rachel Keys, a 27-year-old living in Derry/Londonderry, was asleep Saturday night when a pipe bomb left on her windowsill exploded, spraying her with glass.
Keys and her neighbors were evacuated to a community center, whereMore »

Ben Carson: Bullet-Ridden Dead People Just Not As Sad As Not Having Guns

Robyn Pennacchia / October 6, 2015

Dr. Ben Carson, currently a serious contender for the GOP nomination, has had some things to say about the shooting in Oregon last week. Earlier this morning, he told “Fox and Friends” that — were he president — he would not visit the families of the victims of this shooting, because he’d have too much o… More »

C’mon, White Women: You Don’t Get To Be Rhetorical Slaves

Carol H. Hood / October 6, 2015

Sincerely, the descendents of actual slaves. … More »

Oregon Shooter Ranted About Lack Of Girlfriend

Newser / October 6, 2015

The gunman who killed nine people at an Oregon community college said in writings he left behind that everyone else was “crazy” and ranted about not having a girlfriend, a law enforcement official says. The official—who is familiar with the ongoing investigation but wasn’t authorized to speak publicly—also says the mother of 26-year-old gunman Christopher… More »

The Maxi Pad Bandit Might Not Understand Heists, But He Totally Gets The Ladies

Lauren Vinopal / October 6, 2015

It’s always that time of the month. … More »

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