my two cents

What’s The Deal With Jerry Seinfeld, Am I Right?

By: Katrin Higher / June 9, 2015

Yesterday, we saw our latest comedy battle in the mythical war between the phantom “PC Police” (not a real police force) and “Rich Old White Baby Boomer Comedian with God Complex.” A recurring changeling who manifests himself in different forms, yesterday’s iteration was airplane food joker in emeritus, Jerry Seinfeld. When asked in an interview whether… More »


Dickensian Villain Darrell Issa Says American Poor Are “Envy Of The World”

By: Katrin Higher / May 9, 2015

America’s richest Republican congressman, Darrell Issa of California, with a net worth of $350,000,000, was quoted saying that “The US poor are the envy of the world.” Oh? Ok let us go to “the rest of the world” and ask them shall we?

This intensely ignorant statement does a few things:… More »


Random Lady Sues ALL The Gays, On Behalf Of Jesus

By: Robyn Pennacchia / May 5, 2015

BEHOLD, her handwritten lawsuit! More »


Evening Quickies: Ruffles Launching “Manly” Line Of Potato Chips Just For Men

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 21, 2012

Ruffles is launching a line of Ruffles Ultimate potato chips just for men, which will feature deeper ridges and more “manly” flavors like Kickin’ Jalapeno Ranch and Sweet & Smokin’ BBQ. New brands of dips with naaasty-sounding “masculine” flavors will also accompany the chips.  Thank God this will finally put an end to that… More »