“These guys, they’re just never gonna learn. Well, there’s this funny one. People might think this is a bit racist, but it’s funny. I was in Atlanta, I’m at the bar, and there’s a white gentleman there and he says to me, ‘How you doin’, baby girl, how you doin’? And you know, he’s aggressive, so I laughed a little bit. So he keeps going, and I had to say eventually that I wasn’t interested. And he goes, ‘Well, you know what they say. Once you go white, your credit goes right.’ He said it and I made him say it all night to the rest of the bar. But thank God my credit is already right, honey. I don’t need a man at all to do that.”

—Selita Ebanks on how a guy once tried to pick her up. Read other quotes from the Victoria’s Secret Angels here.

“I mean, someone with a figure like Jennifer Aniston has a trainer, a cook spinning out some version of the latest diet, and probably a stop at the tanning salon. Then teenage girls go, ‘God, I wish I could look like that.’ Maybe they wouldn’t if they knew what it took.’”

—Amanda Peet on how much work it takes to have a figure like Jennifer Aniston in Parade [Showbiz Spy]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s on/off girlfriend stars in Passionata’s Spring-Summer 2010 ad campaign.

I’m pretty sure/hopeful that there is loads of great amazing best sex in my future, but Wednesday night was pretty killer—I’m officially on the pill, so no more condoms! Holla! I asked some friends for the best sex they’ve ever had—read what they shared and then brag away in the comments.

“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun. I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don´t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”

—Rihanna on sizing up potential dates in the German magazine Bravo [Post Chronicle]

When I read an essay on Double X by Willa Paskin called “General Hospital Is The Most Violent Show On Television,” I got a little sad. “General Hospital” is my show! Or at least it was, until I stopped watching regularly a few years ago, after 15+ years of dedicated viewership. The news that James Franco, celebrated thespian, would be appearing as a thug on the show has made deep thinkers and film aficionados suddenly take notice of the long-running soap. But Paskin did a truly fabulous job of summing up the appeal of “General Hospital”—the reasons why a serious actor like Franco might want to appear on it—and I felt jealous that I hadn’t written it myself.

Suri Cruise looks like she might make a break for it on the set of her mom’s new movie. [Long Island, NY, 11/19/09]

I must admit, we post about a lot of sexist advertising campaigns here on The Frisky. But there are just so many of them! But here’s one that’s actually kind of empowering and positive, courtesy of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, or “Sucrilhos” in Brazil. The message is clear: it doesn’t matter if you’re “different”—like this adorably awkward little girl competing in a beauty pageant—all that matters is that you’re healthy. (OK, granted sugary cereal isn’t the healthiest, but whatevs.) Check out one more from the campaign, after the jump… [copyranter]

“The shoes, the clothes are pretty uncomfortable. Nothing I wear is comfortable besides my underwear.”

—Rihanna on her famously daring fashion choices. But inquiring minds want to know—what brand of undies does she wear? [Starpulse]