What’s better than a hot band? A hot band with a pony! The babelicious band Liars understand this. And thank heavens their music is awesome so I can still keep my street cred and continue loving these totally sensitive studs. Man, I wish I was at SXSW so I could rock out at their show Friday night. Sigh. Well, just because I can’t be there doesn’t mean I can’t drool over the all the sexy band boys and DJs that look as good as they sound, right? Here are the hottest bands SXSW will see this year ...

Colin Farrell

St. Patrick’s Day is a special time of year when I go out, get drunk on green beer, and try to have the luck of the Irish—with men! Looking for the perfect Blarney babe to kiss is a fine tradition any nationality can get behind, even a Heeb like me. After all, when these hot hunks’ Irish eyes are smiling, I’m swooning right back at them!

St. Patrick’s Day commemorates a hero who rid Ireland of a snake problem back in the day. Yet, in modern times, it seems to be more about bringing out the snakes—the trouser snakes, that is. Maybe it’s the green beer that gets everyone horny, but look at this handmade Lecherous Leprechaun. Even a friggin’ doll has lost its pants for Patty’s Day! While we’re not sure why any man, let alone a mythical one, would be wearing a shamrock g-string, that certainly hasn’t stopped business from trying to cash in on this holiday in some equally freaky-deaky ways. So check out just how many hilariously sexy seasonal items are around to press the luck of the Irish. 

It’s nearly spring break —aka, time to get sexy! Perhaps you want to head to South Beach because L.A.-based artist Leonora Claire is poised to show off her second installment of “Golden Gals Gone Wild.” Her first round of fan fiction paintings, which sold out at The World Of Wonder Gallery, featured Betty White in S&M garb and Blanche in a Dixie flag bikini. But for her upcoming show, which opens March 20 at the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami, the characters depicted will be even more out there than one of Rose’s stories! As you can see from these four painting teasers, this exhibit is sure to raise some … eyebrows. Let’s hope all of the Grandpas in South Florida remember to take their heart meds before they head to the gallery! [Dangerous Minds]

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We unveiled some pretty astounding info about the vajayjay, but the penis is just as mythic, let me tell ya! So, let’s drop some pants and some facts, after the jump.

While we all try our best to stay in touch with our vaginas, there are still some things we don’‘t know. It’s not our fault—there are no Vagina Olympics on TV touting its awesome powers. But luckily there is a blog, this blog, that isn’t afraid to truly show us ladies what we’re working with! That’s why we put together the most jaw-dropping tidbits about your lady bits. So, prepare to be shocked and amazed as you click through this slideshow ...