It’s new release Tuesday, so it’s time to take the latest tunes for a spin! This week it’s all about the supergroup. Them Crooked Vultures will have you rocking out to the rock love child of Led Zeppelin, Queens Of The Stone Age, and the Foo Fighters. Plus, Norah Jones sings good songs about bad boys, John Mayer battles it out with Jen Aniston, Leona Lewis steps it up as a siren, Robbie Williams misses MJ, Kid Sister busts out with some funky fresh beats, and Felt pays homage to Rosie Perez.

Even before she was blond, Lady Gaga was causing a sensation on MTV. Wanna find out what sets her off? Check out this clip from “Boiling Point” that features pre-Gaga lip service articulated with bonus side ponytail!

Nothin’ says step off quite like a snap. Shoot, after seeing this vid, I’ve been working on my “Master Diva Snap” all weekend. Something tells me this week I’m going to need it! And girl, you don’t need to be Aretha or Mariah, or even one of these bad boys. So, let’s start beating back Monday and get to snappin’.

“No disrespect, but no Amber Rose for me. Everybody has their past. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not judgmental at all. But I do like a certain amount of class.”

—Omarion responds to rumors that he secretly married a bisexual stripper, like Kanye’s GF. But just so we’re clear, by “class” Omarion means “no” to bisexuality, but “yes” to pants sagged so low you can see his undies and butt crack.

Your underpants aren’t just preventing you from gettin’ booty, they’re destroying the environment. Well, that is unless you’re wearing easy-off, eco-friendly GreenKnickers. The line of string bikinis and boxers are so hot, you might just globally warm a hole through them yourself! Luckily, the “fair trade undies for nice people” are made from organic cotton, silk and hemp. And, judging by their ad, the ladies that make them really love to love nature. Unlike this giving tree ad, going green clearly shouldn’t be a niche market. [Trend Hunter]

He was there singin’ when the Berlin Wall fell, he could get a Trans Am to bend to his will, and he can pack an entire television show with his chest hair flapping in the Malibu beach wind. But when it comes to we women, David’s got a list he’ll check twice before you can get Hoffed. So, ladies, the question is: Do you stack up in every “sex’tion” of his life? After the jump, we’ll reveal his priceless dos and don’ts.

My new tall, dark and handsome boyfriend was standing across the room looking so fine in his shirt; I couldn’t take my eyes off him. It was my pal’s birthday party and the first time I had ever dragged my latest man-friend out with my buddies. I wasn’t sure how it would go, yet there he was, charming the pants off them all by himself, busting out his A-material small talk with some friends in a corner. He was doing his best to impress. It was very sexy. He was going all out for me.

Meanwhile, I was at the snack table and before I could curse myself for leaving him to go in for another cheesy cracker, I was accosted by a buddy’s wife I barely knew, a bitch named Sue. “How old is he?” she pried.