The Bad Girlfriend is a New York transplant from Los Angeles, and has been a BG since she got her first boyfriend in 8th grade. She’s now in her late-twenties, and still can’t seem to settle down with or be sweet to one nice boy. “Sometimes I think I’m a really horrible person with all of my cheating and lying,” she says. “But then I think, who cares? Women – my friends and sisters – are my real peeps. Boys are necessary for sex (though not always!), and OK to have fun with, but my loyalty lies in my girls.” We sort of suspect that BG may actually be a jerky man stuck in the body of a really cute chick, but her stories make us laugh anyway.