Writing about things I find amusing, tanning, babysitting, Timberlusting, feministing, deep-cleaning my apartment, drinking bottles of red (and occasionally white), indoor gardening, reading interior design magazines and getting depressed, drinking more water, aspiring for more, not brushing my hair, being sort of prudish, perfecting my marinara, practicing my headstand, learning how to meditate, baby-craving, wishing I was more hip-hop, developing a green thumb, bargain shopping, rocking out to live music, gossiping.

Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, J. Timberlake, stellastarr*, Subways, Otis Redding, Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Smokey Robinson, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Jane Birkin, Skynyrd, Serge Gainsbourg, Lily Allen, 2Pac, Biggie, Pearl Jam, Morphine, Amy Winehouse, The Pierces, Cat Power, Tribe Called Quest, classical, Christmas songs.

Soaps, Project Runway, The Hills, Dexter, Lost, The Office, bad reality TV, Food Network, makeover shows.

Stealing Beauty, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Lost In Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, Waitress, Once, The Virgin Suicides, Secretary, The Godfather I and II, Fast Times, films starring Mr. William Bradley Pitt.

Lucky, Domino, New York, Bust, The Nation, the J. Crew catalog.

Franny and Zooey, The Virgin Suicides, Gone with the Wind, all David Sedaris, all Augusten Burroughs, Jaqueline Susann, trashy historical fiction, books about fabulous people who are rich and cruel or slutty and depraved (ex.: Anna Wintour and Jenna Jameson).

“Well-behaved women rarely make history.”
“I drink your milkshake, I drink it up.”