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Tara Reid Claims Her Boobs Are Fixed And Proves It In Playboy

We probably could have predicted this, but Tara Reid has finally decided to pose for Playboy. Her reasoning behind doing the cover and a spread in the January issue? She wants us to know that her botched plastic body is fixed! Tara likened her bad plastic surgery to a broken bone. “I mean, it’s like breaking your arm,” she says. “I broke my arm and everyone knew about it, and then I got it fixed. And now my arm looks great! I think no-one really wanted to think I got fixed, or that I’m better, but I am and everything in my life is better now.” Great extended metaphor, Tara! Keep reading »

We Love Love Magazine

A Helmut Newton ripoff? Sure! That doesn’t mean we don’t love the cover of the latest and third issue of Love magazine, focusing on “Fashion Icons” and featuring a totally naked and lushly shapely Lara Stone. [Fashion Copious] Keep reading »

Quickies: Terrible Lady Mag Covers & Cast Changes On “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”?

  • The 30 worst lady mag covers from the last decade. These are two of them. We are in complete agreement. [BuzzFeed]
  • The Committee Against Cosmetic Tax is holding a protest against the most important issue of our time — THE BOTAX — in NYC this weekend, according to a press release sent to us by a PR company that clearly doesn’t understand we would make fun of such silliness. That said, I am totally going to go, if only to make everyone who actually seriously shows up FROWN.

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Quotable: Women Can’t Worry Their Pretty Little Heads With “Meaty” Magazine Articles!

“Just look at the features in men’s magazines. They’re often much meatier than the fare you find in women’s magazines. What does that tell you? That guys aren’t afraid to spend an hour reading a great piece of writing.”

Details deputy editor Chris Raymond, whose prestigious magazine has recently offered men meatier fare like “Why It’s OK To Stare At Fat People” and “The Rise Of The Hot Jewish Girl.” Bitch, please! Pick up a copy of Bust or Bitch or even Elle, Marie Claire or Vogue, and then we’ll talk. [NYMag.com]

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Behold, Boys Who Are Proud Of Their Wood …

Models show us what goes on at basic training in a fashion story titled “Boot Camp” in L’Équipe magazine’s Sport & Style special issue. [L'Équipe Sport & Style via Design Scene] Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jessica Alba And Mario Lopez? Brad Pitt’s Baby Help For Jennifer Aniston?

It’s hump day again and since it’s the holiday season, we wish goodwill towards men. Except when those men go around shtupping a dozen ladies on the side, breaking hearts, and impregnating uteruses. And just so we always know who the bad guys are, we scrounge up all the totally, kinda true rumors about everyone and lay it out for your amusement, one tabloid at a time. These are the days of our lives, people. Keep reading »

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