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Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Appeciates A Good Internet Meme


Of all the things a guy could find out about me through a Google search, the one thing he should probably actually be concerned about is my undying love for Ryan Gosling. Not a day goes by where there isn’t a sudden, loud moaning grunt sound echoing from my cubicle, startling the rest of The Frisky staff. “What’s wrong?!” they ask. “Oh nothing. Sorry, just came across a new Ryan Gosling picture/quote/video. I love him so much.” Today I moan-grunted over this interview he did with MTV about the meme “F**k Yeah Ryan Gosling” in which photos of Ryan are given quotes like, “Hey Girl, Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride Isn’t As Wild As The Ride I’ll Take You On.” Gosling himself seems to see the humor in the ridiculousness of it all, and shows that he’s a good sport by reading a few out loud. Hence, today’s moan-grunt. [MTV] Keep reading »

Beware The Mankini!

Trend de la Creme has a truly eye-popping post featuring guys in mankinis. Make it stop! My eyes are bleeding. What’s a mankini? It’s like the mono-kini bikini but on a guy. Or a full-body banana hammock. Or what you never want to see your dad wearing. Here’s what we have to say about the mankini to guys thinking about wearing one: DON’T. See the full spectrum of mankinis here. If you dare. Keep reading »

Chad Ochocinco Strips For PETA

It never occurred to me that there was more to Chad Ochocinco than football, lusty women, and his hot bod. But the football star is now letting us know he’s an animal lover too. Chad is the latest male celebrity to strip down for PETA’s “Ink Not Mink” ad campaign. Let’s hope he’s also not willing to purchase fur items for his gold-digging girlfriends. [PETA] Keep reading »

Greasy Men Wrestle One Another Half-Naked, Women Rejoice

Like hot, greased-up, over-sized men in leather pants? Thrill at the sight of hirsute man-bodies fondling one another in the dewy grass? Unfamiliar with Kirkpinar but are willing to settle for some YouTube wrestling porn? We have your video, ladies! They call this Kirkpinar oil wrestling. I call it tasty. It’s been around since 1357, and it goes down in Turkey. Me? I’m a woman who likes a man with some meat on his bones. So, basically, any one of these guys will do. Excuse me, I must go buy a ticket to Turkey. Farewell, friends. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Remember Stephen Dorff? Well, He’s Still Super Hot

You know what I love? When a hot guy I totalllllly forgot about suddenly makes a comeback and BAM! I’m reminded of how hot he was and, best of all, am happy to discover that he’s still epically drool-worthy. Such is the case with Stephen Dorff. HELLO. Dorff — who made my lady parts weep in “The Power of One” — is having his second coming with the forthcoming release of Sofia Coppola’s “Somewhere.” So where has he been for the last, like, 10 years? Clearly, working on his abs. Check out some more pics from this V Man photoshoot, after the jump. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Destin Wants To Show You His Chicken Trick

Destin from Alabama would like to share with you his special barnyard animal trick. It all started after he got some chickens for his father. That led to this instructional video in which Destin, who is 29, has very cute dimples, and dreams of being an astronaut (adorable!), explains something having to do with chickens that involves “mutually orthogonal inertial measurement devices” or whatever. The video is enjoyable for two reasons: because the thing with the chicken is kind of interesting to watch, but mostly because we think Destin is cute. Destin, who is, tragically, married. (Why, God, why???) In an update, Destin adds that the chickens were eaten by the family dog. Oh, well. That’s the way it goes on the farm sometimes. We imagine. Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Gets Soaking Wet For Interview Magazine

My response? Similar! See more photos after the jump … [PopSugar]
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Chad Ochocinco Twitters Naked Photo

I would like to give the Cincinnati Bengals’ Chad Ochocinco a 10 for twittering a photo of himself nekkid with only a football covering his inches. See the full photo after the jump. Keep reading »

Woohoo! Jared Leto Is Hot Once More!

Ladies and germs, I am excited to present evidence that Jared Leto has returned to his formerly hot self. Gone is the man makeup and the bleached-out or swoopy goth hair. His band still sucks, but he at least looks good playing in it again. I would like for him to gain a little more weight in his abdomen area, but I give him an “A” for arousal. [via Dlisted] Keep reading »

Isaiah Mustafa Surfs, Looks Sexy

The caption for this photo reads: “Surfs Up, Isaiah Mustafa rides into Sydney to Launch Windows Phone 7 on Bondi Beach.” I have a better one. How about “Isaiah Mustafa shows of bulging muscles in wet, clinging surf-wear to the delight of women around the world.” [10/19/20, Australia] Keep reading »

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