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Caught On Video: Ryan Gosling, America’s Sexiest Superhero, Breaks Up A Fight


“Hey, girl, give me just a quick second. See those two guys fighting over a painting in the middle of the street? I’m gonna go run over there in my striped tank top and sweatpants and break that s**t up. You don’t mind waiting, do you, girl? It’ll only be a second and then we can be on our way to the Tasti-D-Lite just like we planned. Be right back.”

Next week, Ryan Gosling crawls into a very high tree and saves a stranded kitten. And in the season finale of “Ryan Gosling Is A F**king Superhero,” Ryan delivers a baby in the back of a taxi cab! Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Feeds A Baby, My Uterus Explodes

Well, internet. Let’s quit while we’re ahead, shall we? Or-GOS-ms don’t get more powerful than this. If you can handle it, check out one more photo of Ryan Gosling holding a baby after the jump. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Doubles My Pleasure

What’s better than one Ryan Gosling? Two! My chances of making him my real boyfriend instead of just my dream celebrity boyfriend would double if only this Esquire cover was a reality. Sigh. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Most Stylish Man: The Final Four

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Happy Friday, Here’s A Gratuituous Pic Of Paul Rudd!

Oh hey, it’s Nerd Boy Crush Paul Rudd, on the cover of the newly revamped mimbo magazine Nylon Guys. We guess he’s promoting his new movie “My Idiot Brother,” but who really cares? He’s in top Paul Rudd glasses-and-ruffled-hair form, and that’s all that really matters. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling And His New Bleached Locks

Dear Ryan Gosling,

Oh Ryan, you’re so funny. You know, I know what you’re doing, right? Sure, you may be telling people that this new look is for a movie, something called “The Place Behind The Pines” that I will obviously see 10 times. But I know you’re really just trying to look less attractive so I won’t love you so much. Not gonna work, Ry! You may have bleached your hair, but you didn’t bleach my soul. Even that fake tear tattoo isn’t putting a dent in my devotion. It washes off! The hair will grow out! Someday we’re going to be old and gray and incontinent, Ryan; your fading looks and a restraining order won’t keep me away then, and they won’t keep me away now. You can’t get rid of me, darling Gos. But props for trying!

Yours 4 life,
Amelia Keep reading »

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