I don’t know why this GIF is cracking me up so much, but I wish Jon Hamm really did pose for the cameras like this. Nice hip action. Keep reading »
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Ryan Gosling Wants To Make Babies
“I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”
– Ryan Gosling speaks to my screaming ovaries, I mean, The Times newspaper about his desire to have children, and making movies in the interim. So, considering my babymaker is hardly the only one raising its hand and volunteering for the job, what’s stopping Ryan from finding The One and gettin’ ‘er done? Well, he simply hadn’t found anyone who could “top” what he calls “the two greatest girlfriends” he’s had — aka Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams. Roger that, Ryan. Next time I run 12 blocks to Whole Foods for a “chance” encounter, I’m actually going to introduce myself as lucky number three. [Contact Music]
Related: Ryan Gosling Holds A Baby, My Uterus Explodes Keep reading »
Ryan Gosling Is Embarrassed By His Act Of Heroism
Remember when Ryan Gosling heroically stopped a street fight over a painting and it was caught on video and I swooned for a solid 30 minutes? Well, it turns out America’s Sexiest Superhero is, in fact, embarrassed by this incident making headlines. He gave MTV the details on what happened, saying that apparently the guy stole the painting because he had long admired the artist’s work. “Which means the guy was a fan, and so he wanted the painting so bad he had to steal it because he couldn’t afford it. So he finally steals the painting and he’s getting his ass kicked by his hero, and then the guy from The Notebook shows up and makes it weirder. The whole thing, nobody wins. Nobody won.” Um, wrong, Ryan. America won. Also, my favorite part of this video is where he refers to the gym as a “gymnasium.” Oh god, it’s happening again. I am swooning. Keep reading »
Caught On Video: Ryan Gosling, America’s Sexiest Superhero, Breaks Up A Fight
“Hey, girl, give me just a quick second. See those two guys fighting over a painting in the middle of the street? I’m gonna go run over there in my striped tank top and sweatpants and break that s**t up. You don’t mind waiting, do you, girl? It’ll only be a second and then we can be on our way to the Tasti-D-Lite just like we planned. Be right back.”
Next week, Ryan Gosling crawls into a very high tree and saves a stranded kitten. And in the season finale of “Ryan Gosling Is A F**king Superhero,” Ryan delivers a baby in the back of a taxi cab! Keep reading »
Ryan Gosling Feeds A Baby, My Uterus Explodes
Well, internet. Let’s quit while we’re ahead, shall we? Or-GOS-ms don’t get more powerful than this. If you can handle it, check out one more photo of Ryan Gosling holding a baby after the jump. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
Ryan Gosling Doubles My Pleasure
What’s better than one Ryan Gosling? Two! My chances of making him my real boyfriend instead of just my dream celebrity boyfriend would double if only this Esquire cover was a reality. Sigh. [Crushable] Keep reading »
Most Stylish Man: The Final Four
Loading ...Happy Friday, Here’s A Gratuituous Pic Of Paul Rudd!
Oh hey, it’s Nerd Boy Crush Paul Rudd, on the cover of the newly revamped mimbo magazine Nylon Guys. We guess he’s promoting his new movie “My Idiot Brother,” but who really cares? He’s in top Paul Rudd glasses-and-ruffled-hair form, and that’s all that really matters. Keep reading »
An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling And His New Bleached Locks
Dear Ryan Gosling,
Oh Ryan, you’re so funny. You know, I know what you’re doing, right? Sure, you may be telling people that this new look is for a movie, something called “The Place Behind The Pines” that I will obviously see 10 times. But I know you’re really just trying to look less attractive so I won’t love you so much. Not gonna work, Ry! You may have bleached your hair, but you didn’t bleach my soul. Even that fake tear tattoo isn’t putting a dent in my devotion. It washes off! The hair will grow out! Someday we’re going to be old and gray and incontinent, Ryan; your fading looks and a restraining order won’t keep me away then, and they won’t keep me away now. You can’t get rid of me, darling Gos. But props for trying!
Yours 4 life,
Amelia Keep reading »
