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H&M Ad Showcases Photoshopped Penis Of Horror

I was cruising around the internet today, when I came across this H&M ad for men’s denim. For whatever reason (ahem), my eyes migrated to his crotch, where I found … not much. Is it just me, or has this male model’s crotch been Photoshopped into near oblivion? There just isn’t much there. In fact, where his family jewels should, say, pooch, they’re practically inverted. And the whole package looks rather, er, foreshortened. What do you think about this case of the penis gone missing? Keep reading »

Benicio Del Toro Thinks Big Thoughts

In Tokyo, actor Benicio Del Toro tries to remember my number and decides he’s going to call me as soon as this stupid press conference for “The Wolfman” is over. [3/2/10, Tokyo] Keep reading »

The Dead Man’s Bones Documentary Makes Me Tingle


I just love starting off my day with a serious Ryan Gosling-induced girl boner. Pitchfork.com has a portion of a documentary about Gosling’s super awesome creepster doo-wop band, Dead Man’s Bones, in which my lover conducts a children’s chorus in rehearsal and on stage. While plenty of actors turned rock stars SUCK, I can say with unbiased appreciation that Dead Man’s Bones RULES super hard. Keep reading »

Why So Serious, Johnny?

What looks to be a freshly showered Johnny Depp stares forlornly into the distance on the set of his film “The Tourist.” [Venice, Italy, 3/1/10] Keep reading »

Happy Almost Hump Day!

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Naked Men Make The Best Furniture


The Valley Lodge band has a great look, but even better-looking furniture. The pop quartet pulled some strings and got an apartment decorated with naked men for their video for “All Of My Loving,” and it’s all of their loving, indeed! Man, after watching this, I’ve totally got the tune stuck in my head, but now I’d like to get something else stuck in me — perhaps the whole dining room table. Don’t men make the most functional furniture? [Gayest Ever] Keep reading »

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