On the last episode of “Tough Love Couples,” everyone had to dress up like their partner’s fantasy and a bunch of the ladies asked their men to get their chests waxed. Why, oh why?! It’s a serious crime against nature to strip a dude! Waxing it off isn’t just painful physically; it places hairlessness on a pedestal that creates an image of men just as ridiculous as those pin-thin models we ladies gripe about.
I tell you, deforestation of men has become a growing problem. With all these uber-manscaped models and Hollywood types badgering dudekind to get waxed, a man with chest hair is practically an endangered species. If “Captain Planet” were still on the air, there’d be Planeteers looking out for earth, fire, wind, water, heart, and chest hair! The Art Of Manliness gurus agree that we have to protect it. Men and women of the world, I’m going to need your help to stop this crime against mankind and hotness. Keep reading »
Hello. May we take a moment to objectify men? Yes, we may. These two man-beasts go by the names Duke Dlouhy and Doug Porter, if that matters to you. Here, they are wrestling and shedding most of their clothes for FHM Collections, a publication I did not know existed until now. Duke and Doug: If you’re reading this, I’d like you to come over at 8. In your underpants. More shots of these two hotties after the jump. Keep reading »
Meet my future boyfriends. OK, you can take the singer, but I call the tall, dark and handsome one. Anyway, these British cuties are bringing the sexy back with iPhones, a ukulele, and one big-ass keytar. Justin Timberlake
who? Brett Domino and Steven Peavis make us wanna get our sexy on. [World Of Wonder
] Keep reading »
I wonder if the not-quite-as-delectable guys on “True Blood” convinced V Man to mess with Alexander Skarsgard‘s perfection? [Just Jared] Keep reading »
In the name of “research” — you know, furthering our collective understanding of the male psyche, physicality, and general essence — I highly recommend watching this video that was shot behind the scenes during the making of D&G’s Calcio manties campaign. It really sheds a lot of light on the male intellect, how men function in a group, and how, ultimately, manhood is as much of a posture as womanhood. OH, WAIT. Actually, it’s just a bunch of freakin’ hot dudes standing around in a wet shower looking all hot and damp and sexy in their underpants. But you should watch it anyway. I give it 700 stars. BTW, I need the number of the tall, dark-haired dude in the black panties, stat. [The Cut] Keep reading »